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Glenn
11-06-2007, 08:28 AM
Here's a nice, positive thread where we can set aside our differences and be complimentary your rival school (or schools)/teams/programs/coaches/fans, etc.

Sometimes, things get pretty heated in here and our teams go through very trying times, so it's nice to have a place that is a safe haven.

Let's hope that these positive affirmations can make even those of us that have had a rough time recently, feel better.

Caution: this thread is for uplifting, positive comments about a rival ONLY. Any post viewed as negative, overly sarcastic or snarky will be swatted.

Thanks in advance.

Glenn
11-06-2007, 08:50 AM
I think MSU alum, Gregory Kelser, is a fine basketball analyst and he seems like a nice guy.

And although George Blaha is "the voice of MSU football", I find him delightful.

Zip Goshboots
11-06-2007, 08:57 AM
I enjoyed the extreme sportsmanship displayed by the Spartan players and coaches in the aftermath of Mike Hart's absurdly rude comments.
I think they are to be commended for staying above the fray.

Artermis
11-06-2007, 08:58 AM
I would rather bang a bitch from MSU than UM.

Glenn
11-06-2007, 08:59 AM
I enjoyed the extreme sportsmanship displayed by the Spartan players and coaches in the aftermath of Mike Hart's absurdly rude comments.
I think they are to be commended for staying above the fray.


Great post! Now we're acting like the in-state brothers* that we truly are.

Zip, feel free to include some of your observations about Jim Tressel here, too.

*twins, born simultaneously

Zip Goshboots
11-06-2007, 09:00 AM
Jim Tressel is God.

MoTown
11-06-2007, 09:00 AM
Are we allowed to do the compliment sandwich?

First you say a compliment, followed by something you can improve on, then another compliment. Is that cool, Glenn?

Glenn
11-06-2007, 09:02 AM
Are we allowed to do the compliment sandwich?

First you say a compliment, followed by something you can improve on, then another compliment. Is that cool, Glenn?

Mo, this thread is fluid, so it will probably evolve, especially if we all work together and don't hurt each other's feelings.

Go ahead with the framework that you have explained here, but tread lightly and keep the feelings of others in mind.

MoTown
11-06-2007, 09:07 AM
I'll keep my mouth shut for now.

Glenn
11-06-2007, 09:39 AM
I would rather bang a bitch from MSU than UM.

It is commendable that you would be open to such partnership.

Wilfredo Ledezma
11-06-2007, 09:59 AM
John L. Smith was a good recruiter

Wilfredo Ledezma
11-06-2007, 09:59 AM
Keith Nichol would've been a Spartan if JLS was the coach. Then you guys wouldn't have to go through another year of hell w/ Brian Hoyer...

Glenn
11-06-2007, 10:14 AM
Keith Nichol would've been a Spartan if JLS was the coach. Then you guys wouldn't have to go through another year of hell w/ Brian Hoyer...

careful, that last part could be construed as a put down

let's keep it positive, people

Glenn
11-06-2007, 10:25 AM
FOR INFORMATION PURPOSES ONLY

Swatted posts from this thread can be viewed here: http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?p=197852

But it's not for the faint of heart or if you are easily upset.

NSFW!!

Zip Goshboots
11-06-2007, 10:35 AM
It was sunny in East Lansing for the game.

JickBoy34
11-06-2007, 10:47 AM
Mark Dantonio kinda looks like Davis Hasselhoff, and when I think of the Hass, I think of Pam. So basically watching MSU football makes me think of fucking Pam Anderson.

Artermis
11-06-2007, 10:51 AM
Here is a great one.

I root for MSU BBall when they play Kentucky. I love watching these assholes down here in Kentucky cry when they get beat.

Artermis
11-06-2007, 10:52 AM
BTW Kentucky is not a rival school....so I can talk shit about them.

Artermis
11-06-2007, 10:53 AM
MSU throws better parties than UM.

MSU is the 2nd best school in Division I in the state.

Wilfredo Ledezma
11-06-2007, 12:00 PM
Michigan State has a good football team. If I were a voter in the Harris Polls, I'd give them a vote so they can be under the "Also Receiving Votes" portion of the standings....

Timone
11-06-2007, 12:19 PM
I thought it was funny when that MSU guy tripped Chad Henne.

Glenn
11-06-2007, 12:20 PM
Tom Izzo is generally pretty cool

JickBoy34
11-06-2007, 12:24 PM
Where is Tre with his good feelings towards UM?

Wilfredo Ledezma
11-06-2007, 12:37 PM
Raymar Morgan is a slightly above-average basketball player

Glenn
11-06-2007, 12:38 PM
Wil, you're on thin ice.

Timone
11-06-2007, 12:39 PM
Michigan State never lost to Appalachian State.

Wilfredo Ledezma
11-06-2007, 12:39 PM
Wil, you're on thin ice.


you didn't say how positive it has to be...maybe the rules of this thread are unclear...I'd like to know the policies

Tahoe
11-06-2007, 12:40 PM
Its a good thing UofM football talent is prolly 3 times MSU's, cuz we didn't play a very inspired ball. Til we scored 2 TDs in the final couple of minutes.

edit:they played better, at times, then we did.

Wilfredo Ledezma
11-06-2007, 12:41 PM
Jonal Saint-Dic has a cool last name.

Wilfredo Ledezma
11-06-2007, 12:42 PM
Devin Thomas is sorta fast

Glenn
11-06-2007, 12:43 PM
you didn't say how positive it has to be...maybe the rules of this thread are unclear...I'd like to know the policies


snark·y (snär'kē)
adj. snark·i·er, snark·i·est
Slang
Rudely sarcastic or disrespectful; snide.

Pretend you are picking up a hot chick for a date and her father is a MSU fan and you want to say something to impress him.

Enough with the backhanded compliments.

Keep it upbeat!

Tahoe
11-06-2007, 12:43 PM
If their BBall team is going to lose a game to DivII(?) at least they lost a game to another Michigan school. Thanks for that.

Wilfredo Ledezma
11-06-2007, 12:44 PM
Herb Haygood was a good player.

Tahoe
11-06-2007, 12:45 PM
Percy Snow was a really good LB

Tahoe
11-06-2007, 12:46 PM
I don't like Green, but White is a good secondary color for your unis.

Glenn
11-06-2007, 12:46 PM
Now we're rolling.

re: #33 and #34

Wilfredo Ledezma
11-06-2007, 12:48 PM
Mark Dell is my facebook friend.

Wilfredo Ledezma
11-06-2007, 12:48 PM
I played HS football Vs. Durell Summers, and he was tall.

Glenn
11-06-2007, 12:50 PM
Kevin Willis had a great career.

I used to love watching Lorenzo White play for the Houston Oilers.

Blake Ezor was a helluva college running back.

Dave Yarema had one of the nicest touches on passes under 10 yards that I've ever seen.

Kirk Gibson was very gifted in two sports.

Mark Mulder is one of Jethro's favorites.

MSU's hockey program is elite.

Wilfredo Ledezma
11-06-2007, 12:52 PM
Ryan Miller has turned out to be a decent NHL player.

Jeff Smoker is a stud in the AFL.

Mateen Cleaves is a D-League Legend.

Tom Crean coached Dwyane Wade.

Greg Kelser is special.

Agim Shabij was faster than most squirrels.

Tahoe
11-06-2007, 12:53 PM
Without MSU East Lansing wouldn't have as many people.

Artermis
11-06-2007, 12:55 PM
Morton Anderson could suck his own dick. At least that is what my friend's dad said, who was his roommate in college.


MSU has nice facilities.

Timone
11-06-2007, 12:55 PM
MSU's hockey program is elite.



I never knew that.

Wilfredo Ledezma
11-06-2007, 12:55 PM
Without MSU, San Jose State would be the best college team w/ a Spartans mascot

Glenn
11-06-2007, 12:56 PM
Charlie Weis used to be a lot fatter, he's done a nice job getting that under control.

Notre Dame football has great tradition.

OSU has a very large football stadium.

Artermis
11-06-2007, 12:57 PM
No one has thanked MSU for giving us Magic Johnson yet. Even though we dont want him to give us what he has.

Timone
11-06-2007, 12:57 PM
Jim Tressel is still a bad ass.

Wilfredo Ledezma
11-06-2007, 12:57 PM
I saw Damon Dowdell working at the American Eagle in Macomb Mall.

He helped me pick out a fine navy blue cardigan

Glenn
11-06-2007, 12:57 PM
I never knew that.

You see, we're learning here.

Before long, WTFDetroit will again be a safe place for all Michigan (State of) sports fans.

Timone
11-06-2007, 12:58 PM
If you get two degrees from MSU you're a really smart person.

Artermis
11-06-2007, 12:58 PM
South Bend smells better than Columbus.

Tahoe
11-06-2007, 01:00 PM
If you get 2 degrees from MSU you will most likely go on to ...not only subscribe, but actually read Harpers and Smithsonian.

Tahoe
11-06-2007, 01:02 PM
If you get 2 degrees from MSU you can on to enlighten the masses. Plebians everywhere are better off cuz of MSU.

Timone
11-06-2007, 01:02 PM
Sooner or later they will kick Michigan's butt.

Artermis
11-06-2007, 01:02 PM
My favorite NFL player of all time went to OSU.

Chris Spielman.

Wilfredo Ledezma
11-06-2007, 01:02 PM
Dave Rayner eats more babies than Jason Maxiell

Wilfredo Ledezma
11-06-2007, 01:03 PM
Sooner or later they will kick Michigan's butt.


Pride comes before the fall

Tahoe
11-06-2007, 01:06 PM
Not sure when, but

Timone
11-06-2007, 01:11 PM
The Cavaliers know how to get to the FT line.

Wilfredo Ledezma
11-06-2007, 01:14 PM
Breslin used to smell like Fart, but not anymore...

Timone
11-06-2007, 01:15 PM
State fanz rool, Michigan fanz drool.

Zip Goshboots
11-06-2007, 01:54 PM
I see alot of maturity in MSU football. Even the one penalty when the guy hit Matthews out of bounds for an extra 15 yards, I could read his lips afterwards, and he said, "I did it because we want the challenge of stopping you on a shorter defensive field"

Zip Goshboots
11-06-2007, 01:57 PM
Mike Hart called Michigan State "Little brother". I think that shows alot of love for them.

WTFchris
11-06-2007, 01:58 PM
Kalamazoo is a lot better town than North Platte Nebraska.

Wilfredo Ledezma
11-06-2007, 02:07 PM
I remember when MSU won that Bowl Game Vs. Fresno State...


that was uh...quite a victory there...

they showed David Carr who's boss

Artermis
11-06-2007, 02:23 PM
When MSU beats UM in basketball...I expect our friend(s) to come back.

Wilfredo Ledezma
11-06-2007, 02:24 PM
When MSU beats UM in basketball...I expect our friend(s) to come back.



Beilien isn't putting up a clock for that game, I'm pretty sure he knows he will lose...

Manny Harris > Durell Summers

Timone
11-06-2007, 02:26 PM
When MSU beats UM in basketball...I expect our friend(s) to come back.

Or when OSU beats UM in football.

Wilfredo Ledezma
11-06-2007, 02:29 PM
Or when OSU beats UM in football.


not w/o Oden...

MoTown
11-06-2007, 03:09 PM
If Chuck Norris was to go back to college, it would probably be MSU.

Timone
11-06-2007, 03:11 PM
MSU grads are too good to be doing Infomercials.
well, not Glenn.

Artermis
11-06-2007, 03:17 PM
It is nice that MSU is going to allow Fred Smith come visit Michigan against OSU.

Zip Goshboots
11-06-2007, 08:30 PM
East Lansing is not Jeffrey Dahmer's home town.

http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2007/facelift/lecter0103.jpg

Zip Goshboots
11-06-2007, 08:35 PM
If you lived here, you'd be a gracious Nebraska rocking a cool crib like this:

http://www.sportsfanbedding.com/Sports_Coverage_College/Nebraska_Cornhuskers.jpg

Timone
11-06-2007, 08:36 PM
http://enlightenedspartan.com/photos/ES-itunes.jpg

MoTown
11-06-2007, 08:38 PM
I don't know any rapists that go to MSU.

Timone
11-06-2007, 08:51 PM
You can't spell "Michigan State" without "Michigan".

Artermis
11-07-2007, 06:19 AM
Ted Kaczynski didnt go to your school.

WTFchris
11-07-2007, 10:31 AM
Western gave us a good fight last night.

Wilfredo Ledezma
11-07-2007, 03:34 PM
Chris, didn't your rival beat MSU in the 90's...?

Impressive.

Big Swami
11-07-2007, 04:02 PM
Kelsey Grammer is erudite and well-spoken.

Timone
11-07-2007, 05:32 PM
Spartans are apparently descended from Hercules himself.

MoTown
11-07-2007, 08:04 PM
OSU knows how to hide their cheating better than U of M.

Tahoe
11-07-2007, 08:05 PM
OSU knows how to hide their cheating better than U of M.

Top 3 post right there.

Timone
11-07-2007, 08:25 PM
http://www.realclearreligion.com/index_files/page42_blog_entry87_summary_1.jpg

You make it work, Balkan...

Timone
11-07-2007, 08:34 PM
At least "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" fits you guys well...

Zip Goshboots
11-07-2007, 09:39 PM
http://media.hamptonroads.com/media/content/pilotonline/2007/04/0414oreilly250x325.jpg

"The Blacks were well dressed"