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ZBeau
11-04-2007, 11:36 PM
MAN UP!!!

MoTown
11-05-2007, 12:46 PM
timbeauwtfmichtimmailman - I'm offended. It seems like you are challenging everyone on this board to a fight... except me.

Why won't you fight me?????

ZBeau
11-05-2007, 12:50 PM
Whenever you want it, buddy.

ZBeau
11-05-2007, 12:55 PM
But I must warn you: when I am through with you, it won't be pretty

http://www.filgifts.com/images/product/small/elarslechon.jpg

MoTown
11-05-2007, 12:58 PM
I'm out.

[smilie=escape.gif]

ZBeau
11-05-2007, 01:00 PM
WHO ELSE WANTS SOME OF DEBO?

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:9R3-grFUCWGyqM:http://www.fearthegooberzilla.com/pics/tiny_lister.jpg

ZBeau
11-05-2007, 01:03 PM
I'm feeling so good right now I might even go decide to fuck with RegicideGreg.

RegicideGreg
11-05-2007, 04:43 PM
whoa man you don't want to go and do that

ZBeau
11-05-2007, 04:47 PM
What are you gonna do about it if I do?

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k59/Yetimonk/bully-1.jpg

Glan
11-05-2007, 04:48 PM
What are you gonna do about it if I do?


Think: syrup

whoa, did it just get really gay in here?

ZBeau
11-05-2007, 04:50 PM
Glenn, you're NEXT motherfucker. Anytime you want it, buddy.

http://www.thewrestlingpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/bill-goldberg.jpg

Glan
11-05-2007, 04:51 PM
Anytime I want it, you'll post a pic of a shirtless man?

Don't try to change the subject, this about you and Appalac...um, RegicideGreg

ZBeau
11-05-2007, 04:54 PM
No, you just had to stick your nose in this...now you're going to pay.

http://www.utball.com/photos/malone/malone32.jpg



Who else fucking wants a piece?

Glan
11-05-2007, 04:58 PM
Tahoe just sent me a PM and said he could kick your ass.

ZBeau
11-05-2007, 04:59 PM
zmIStBHJvGo



TAHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Glan
11-05-2007, 05:05 PM
Tahoe's a wuss! Look, he doesn't even have the guts to show up and defend himself in this thread.

ZBeau
11-05-2007, 05:06 PM
Hey Tahoe, while you go hide out with your Sparty brethren see if you can find your balls (they're probably buried deep in Balkan's ass).

Glan
11-05-2007, 05:07 PM
Whoops, looks like I've made a mistake.

That PM was from Big Swami, not Tahoe.

ZBeau
11-05-2007, 05:08 PM
Big Swami, Big Salami, whatever the fuck your name is...unfortunately for your blue and yellow ass, after I'm through embarassing you there will be no Big Ten championship or Rose Bowl to salvage your life after the thrashing I give you. Coward.

ZBeau
11-05-2007, 05:14 PM
I make Mike Gundy look like a little boy!! COME ON!! WHO ELSE WANTS SOME OF THE KING?

http://images.smarter.com/blogs/machoman.jpg

Glan
11-05-2007, 05:17 PM
Okay, now I have a PM from Tahoe saying he can kick your ass.

ZBeau
11-05-2007, 05:18 PM
zmIStBHJvGo



TAHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Balkan
11-09-2007, 03:43 PM
MAN UP!!!

Look somewhere else mailman, I don't want to destroy that face of yours. Otherwise your girlfriend might leave you.

ZBeau
11-09-2007, 04:17 PM
Wow, it took you longer to respond than it took your beloved Sparties to blow that 10 point lead.

Zip Goshboots
11-09-2007, 05:29 PM
Look somewhere else mailman, I don't want to destroy that face of yours. Otherwise your girlfriend might leave you.

Here's a picture from Balkan's last fight

http://www.girlfightsdump.com/thumbnails/11789834327409.jpg

ZBeau
11-09-2007, 05:32 PM
Here's what happened to the last dickhead/Sparty that thought he could stand up to me:

http://etniesbmx.com/site-images/news/article/WakeboardToTheHead3small.jpg

Nut up or shut up, Balkan.

Zip Goshboots
11-09-2007, 05:35 PM
Here's what happened to the last dickhead/Sparty that thought he could stand up to me:

Nut up or shut up, Balkan.

Here's what happened to the next to last:

http://www.rotonics.com/display/funeral/Funeral2s.gif

ZBeau
11-09-2007, 05:35 PM
Feel free to bring your three boys (Tre, bukdow, your husband) as well. I don't discriminate when it comes to taking beeeeeeeitches behind the woodshed.

ZBeau
11-09-2007, 05:36 PM
Wow! How'd you know about that Zip? I wanted to keep it a secret...the fact a murderer is on the board could scare a few people.

Balkan
11-09-2007, 10:58 PM
Wow, it took you longer to respond than it took your beloved Sparties to blow that 10 point lead.

I didn't know there was a time limit. My mistake.



Feel free to bring your three boys (Tre, bukdow, your husband) as well. I don't discriminate when it comes to taking beeeeeeeitches behind the woodshed.

They don't need to come, this is between you and I. You still can't get over the fact I broke up with you and that is fine. Being rejected is a hard thing mailman, but if you need me to beat the shit out of you then I'll be happy to do it.



Here's a picture from Balkan's last fight

Yea, that was her response from me asking her to give you a bj Zip. Apparently you are known throughout the prostitution buisness as being a racist and a bad tipper.


Here's what happened to the last dickhead/Sparty that thought he could stand up to me:

That is truly sad that you had to get your other friend to smear ketchup on his head to prove your strength.


Wow! How'd you know about that Zip? I wanted to keep it a secret...the fact a murderer is on the board could scare a few people.

You're not a murderer mailman, a necrophiliac because of that one episode at the morgue maybe. But fucking an alpaca on that farm crossed the line for me and that is why I broke up with you.

ZBeau
11-09-2007, 11:04 PM
http://www.slapyo.com/wp-content/reminder.jpg

ZBeau
11-09-2007, 11:12 PM
You beat the shit out of me? That would take a while. Not likely though.

But fortunately for you, being a Sparty and all, you can just go reset your clock after I whoop the shit out of your punk ass.

ZBeau
11-09-2007, 11:15 PM
Spartans are descendents of Hercules and Hercules will forever be synonymous with Michael Bolton...therefore, you lose.


e4GiCzDUTX0


"I CAN GO THE DISTANNNNNNNNNNNNCE"

Balkan
11-10-2007, 05:54 PM
that didn't take long mailman to resort to name calling. Should I further explain to everyone how after taking an hour lunch I found you using the hand of a dead man to jerk you off at the Berkley county morgue? Everyone has their fetishes and I can accept that, but that episode with the Alpaca, beastiality is WRONG!

Being a Spartan fan has nothing to do with my physical capabilites. The beat down will last only a few minutes, the hospital visit I take you to will last hours depending on your insurance.


Spartans are descendents of Hercules and Hercules will forever be synonymous with Michael Bolton...therefore, you lose.

Spartans were considered to be the finest Greek hoplites in the Hellenistic world at one time. Compared to that, the Wolverine animal is just that, an animal. Hunted, killed and eaten by its predators.

mailman your,
:dismissed:

ZBeau
11-10-2007, 05:56 PM
After that weak ass response allow me and the rest of the Wolverine nation to observe a moment of silence for Balkan.

ZBeau
11-10-2007, 06:06 PM
Spartans were considered to be the finest Greek hoplites in the Hellenistic world at one time. Compared to that, the Wolverine animal is just that, an animal. Hunted, killed and eaten by its predators.




Wrong.

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/w/wolverine3.jpg

ZBeau
11-10-2007, 06:07 PM
BTW, I didn't know France was located in the Balkans

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/112414.gif

Pussy.

Zip Goshboots
11-10-2007, 07:51 PM
Well, we have Balkan: The first openly gay poster, to my knowledge.
Congratualtions on coming out, Balkan, and I think I speak for everyone when I say that we are glad you chose this forum to announce your gayness.
http://www.vpul.upenn.edu/lgbtc/outlines/images/comeout.jpg

http://www.defrank.org/services/images/coming_out_day.jpg

http://www.passportmagazine.net/images/kimpton.gif

ZBeau
11-10-2007, 07:58 PM
http://www.gaypornblog.com/archives/gay-porn-pic-COLT-Carlo-Masi-cake-pic.jpg

ZBeau
11-10-2007, 08:15 PM
Balkan just stood no chance.

:(

ZBeau
11-10-2007, 08:46 PM
http://www.osirisshoes.com/news/wp-content/uploads/entertainment/_i.cfc.jpg

Lock this shit. Game over.



But I'm going to stay humble...

http://www.pub.umich.edu/daily/1998/jan/01-07-98/photos/wtzfbccarrtrophy010198.gif
"This was a great win and it's a shame someone had to lose..."