I'm anticipating a swat, but I know there are more than plenty of fucktard hanger onners of that elitist school the U of Mum...please share any stories you have of making Sparty fans feel inferior to you just because you root for the Wolverines.

Well, I attend Oakland U, but I'm a Wolverines fan. No stories for me, just memories.

Thus, I'm not a fucktard hangger onner

Would you like to share these memories? That's the point of this thread, to share the memories of your acts of superiority, since ALL Michigan fans are arrogant.

I know that I haven't seen Michigan lose to Michigan State in football since I was in 8th grade.

I remember this one time an alien spaceship crashed in my backyard and through the wreckage crawled this alien family, with their hands raised, saying that they had "come in peace". I executed them all...they were green, so I assumed they were State fans.

On an MSU note, one time I went to Spartan Stadium w/ my friend when I was in 8th grade, and I had never been there before, and I saw Michigan State beat Missouri like 55-10, I remember seeing Herb Haygood score a TD, I have not been back to Spartan Stadium since that faithful day. I also remember telling Sparty "Go Blue", but my friend felt the need to tell me how stupid I was b/c it was the same year MSU beat Michigan in the clock game, even though since that year, Michigan has won every game vs. MSU


Moral of the Story: TBD

fuck this thread, delete it or something...just know I gave a Jehuu Caulcrick effort.

Some dopey kid went to my brother's house in Detroit wearing the "Sparty" costume. My brother, a ceritfied Wal Mart Wolverine, gave the kid a rock, and asked him if he was "embarrassed" to go out in public like that, and also took a pic of the kid's father and sent it to the proper authorities to have that bastard investigated for child abuse.

bukdow admitting who his daddies are last night.


Fuck off, asshole. I am not in the mood.

When I rock an M hat or sweatshirt, I NEVER signal for a turn.
When I rock both, I go out without any pants.

I think there just may be hope for this thread...

Seriously guys? C'mon...

You can have your fun but be a little more classy about it.

Sorry to be a stick in the mud...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1031/1349399442_e05621a9db.jpg?v=0

Yeah, because "CLASSY" people hang out on the intranet message boards!

There's a difference between fighting back against those with inferiority complexes (while staying classy) and just being a prick.


I would say that's The Michigan Difference.

I am willing to bet those were State cheerleaders in that cup chicks video.

I'll tell you what: I'm noticing a serious upgrade in the chicks associated with the University of Michigan.
I wonder if Jim Harbaugh is going to accuse Michigan of relaxing its admissions standards for hot chicks?

One time I challenged this one Sparty fan to a fistfight, in his own backyard, and he declined, trying to use the whole "you don't make me upset enough" excuse. He's yet to respond to my second challenge.

When I posted the BCS standing, I stopped at 12 cuz thats where Michigan is and I dont give a shit about anybody below us. Only those couple of teams that the computer thinks are ahead of us.

As a Michigan Elitist, I can safely say that those bootlick computers don't know shit, and Michigan deserves to be ranked right behind Ohio State. As an elitist, I completely overlook the first two games. Michigan was "just kidding".

It truly should be the SECOND time ever they are #1 and #2 heading into THE game.

I'm thinking that with Henne and Hart injured, UM won't embarass Tressel.

Lloyd, being the guy that he is, will just hand the game to Tressel. It's a shame good things don't happen to good people though.

I hate things like The Big Ten Network. It should just be The University of Michigan Network. We don't need those other teams with their bootlick fans.

I agree. They don't call them the Leaders and Best for nothing.

btwappalachianstate

One time, when I was in 8th grade, my friend Chad had this MSU hoodie he wore to school every day, and one day some kid threw up and I remember I went into his locker (the jr. high I attended did not put locks on students lockers...) and I took out his MSU hoodie and threw it over the chunks, later I saw the hoodie in the lost in found bin and there was a pound of saw dust spread over where the hoodie once layed...

^ now that's better.

Chad Henne fell to give the nation's media something to stop the national media from laughing at Sparty.

That's the Michigan Way: You just took the life out of the Sparties, yet you sacrifice some of your dignity to take the heat off of them.
It's what we do.
We're Michigan Men (even if it's tenuous).

Great point. When you have better helmets, better jerseys, and a better fight song there has to be something you can do to make them feel good.

don't forget more wins than any other school ever...

I saw this on another board: One guy ranting about how "lucky" Michigan was to win that game, that it always happenes, and that the trend will end one day.
A UM fan (I think, could have been a Bucknut) said something like DUDE! Wake up! UM leads the all time series 65-25 (?), has won six in a row, 10 of the last 12, and *Pwned you since like 1968. Then he let the Sparty have it with this: That's not a "trend", that's a way of life.

I think they lead it like 69-26 now or something like that. Fortunately for State, they've faired better than Minnesota has.