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Timone
10-31-2007, 10:52 AM
All about Kitna's questionable Halloween costume
by Philip Zaroo | MLive.com
Wednesday October 31, 2007, 3:42 AM

Sure, Jon Kitna may be a devout Christian, and that's something he's very proud of. But that certainly doesn't mean he's above giving an elbow to the ribs of his coaches or teammates. Take, for example, Kitna's costume at the Mike Furrey Foundation's charity Halloween party Monday night at Plaza Alley Bowling Alley in Plymouth.

Yeah, that's right, Kitna dressed up like defensive line coach Joe Cullen while Kitna's wife went as Wendy, from Wendy's Restaurants. (For those who slept through last year, Cullen caused quite a stir, locally and around the country, when he allegedly made a late night run to a Wendy's drive-thru ... naked.) Fox 2 Detroit was there to get Kitna's costume on record. Here's the news segment.

Drew Sharp, of the Detroit Free Press, was not amused. In fact, he wrote a column about it. What was conspicuously missing from his column, though, was Cullen's opinion on the topic. Sure wish I could've heard an opinion from the guy who this is about. Lucky for us, though, we all know what Drew thinks.

Detroit Free Press, October 30: "A lot of the guys on the team remember what happened," Kitna told Fox 2 at the party. "It's far enough removed that you can laugh at it now."

I wonder if Cullen or head coach Rod Marinelli share that sentiment, considering the humiliation that the episode caused Cullen and his family.

It's one thing if such insensitivity emanates from a smart-alecky columnist who has long accepted the inevitability of his eternal damnation. But it's a wholly different matter when it's one of the coach's own players who obviously is comfortable publicly mocking the man's personal fallibilities.
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The stunt was consistent with Kitna's in-your-face style. If you don't like what he says or what he does, that's tough. He's not changing.

But he crossed the line this time and owes Cullen an apology, if for nothing else but for pushing that embarrassing evening back to the forefront of local consciousness.

http://www.mlive.com/lions/index.ssf/2007/10/all_about_kitnas_questionable.html


http://deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/10/kitnafolk.jpg

MoTown
10-31-2007, 02:14 PM
Joe, if you don't want to be made fun of, don't do it.

Plain and simple.

I'd rather be at the point where everyone is making fun of me instead of where everyone is ignoring it and trying to dance around the subject.

DE
10-31-2007, 04:09 PM
I guess the fine line here is between a guy just getting hammered and doing something stupid or a guy with a real problem. I don't know where this falls but I imagine that's the biggest distinction being made here.

I would think that if Kitna did this he would know better than Drew Sharp whether or not it would tasteful. I mean the guy doesn't seem to come across as a moron who likes to simply rip on people and the papers have him as the most respected player on the team.

Wilfredo Ledezma
10-31-2007, 04:42 PM
I think the costume thing is getting too much attention...on the radio you got yahoo's like Doug Karsch and Mike Valenti trying to point out the "problems and issues" with this, yet they poke fun at Joe Cullen everyday w/ their stupid IM topics and sarcastic slures...

Just another example of why the media hates to see the Lions winning, and will write an article on just about anything to give them some negative PR...

Jon Kitna's the man...


Note for Drew Sharp, Nick Cotsonika, Mike O'Hara, and Rob Parker:


shove your articles up your ass...nobody reads your shit anyway

Wilfredo Ledezma
10-31-2007, 04:43 PM
You think anybody in the media knows the relationship between Jon Kitna and Joe Cullen?? Because I bet if they had a fucking clue, this costume would mean nothing...

Timone
10-31-2007, 04:54 PM
Wow, even Rome's talking about it on ESPN now...

WTFchris
10-31-2007, 05:53 PM
You have to think Kitna told Cullen he was doing it. I think it's funny.

Timone
10-31-2007, 05:54 PM
I do too. It's not like Kitna is actually going to a Wendy's naked.

Tahoe
10-31-2007, 06:52 PM
Kitna regrets 'naked' coach costume


http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/7395472

FP22
11-01-2007, 12:26 AM
My respect for Kitna just went up another notch.

WTFchris
11-01-2007, 09:56 AM
Just and FYI, this was on the local news this morning, in Denver. Lol.

The last sentance of that article shows it should be funny. They poked fun at Kitna as well.

Glenn
11-01-2007, 10:20 AM
What is it with Lions QBs and Halloween costumes?

http://www.msu.edu/~liefersc/mitmick
Mitchell as "Wayne-O"

Timone
11-01-2007, 04:58 PM
Am I a dick for not caring if Cullen has "a problem"? How in the HELL...

Tahoe
11-01-2007, 05:07 PM
My respect for Kitna just went up another notch.

Cuz of the costume or Kit feeling sorry bout the costume?

b-diddy
11-01-2007, 08:25 PM
kitna "regretted it" because the press' response, not because he offended J.C. (joe cullen).

rome didnt accept his appology because he recognized how stupid the media is being.

drew sharp et al criticizing kitna are just showing out out of step they are w/ the nfl.

Zip Goshboots
11-01-2007, 09:57 PM
I never knew that Kitna was banging Matthew Brodericks wife.

DennyMcLain
11-01-2007, 10:00 PM
This is another example of the media "sensationalizing" a non-story.

Who cares who wore what at the party. Obviously Kitna, a devout Christian, wouldn't have been so mean spirited, and local press should know that. This is Drew Sharp trying to get his name over nationally.

Now, if I were the Detriot Lions, I'd find some way to get back at Sharp. Hell, if he wants the exposure, give it to him -- but on "your" terms.

FP22
11-02-2007, 01:27 AM
Cuz of the costume or Kit feeling sorry bout the costume?

Because of the costume.

Timone
11-02-2007, 12:38 PM
What does our good friend say about Jon Kitna?


Look, I am a born again Christian, but I don`t feel compelled to wear a hat that has a cross on it in the colors of the capitalistic, pig-****ing NFL team I play for. Does that ****er really think God gives a **** about his attempt to play whore for a capitalistic gang of murderers? For Christ`s sake, God doesn`t give a **** about your ability to make money. What a phony bastard. God has a lot more good to dispense to a lot more people than a ****ing NFL QB.

http://www.spartantailgate.com/forums/wells-hall-off-topic-board/259135-kitna-dooshbag.html

Looks like Jon has been outed as a fake Christian!

WTFchris
11-02-2007, 12:59 PM
I'm not sure if "dooshbag" is even a word, but that is definately not how I would spell it. "douche" sounds about right to me. you'd think a douche like bukdow would know that.

Timone
11-02-2007, 01:03 PM
capitalistic gang of murderers

b-diddy
11-02-2007, 05:21 PM
buckdow's connection to christianity is tenuous, at best.