When someone on TV or the press needs to just STFU, post it here.

David Stern...STFU in your pregame bullshnitz.

Red Sox fans need to STFU

MoTown needs to STFU.

Everyone narrating a hospital commercial needs to STFU.

Kobe Bryant.


[Regarding getting booed during pre-game announcements] "I understand where they're coming from, but they really don't know the entire situation because I just keep my mouth shut -- as I should,'' Bryant said. "They shouldn't worry about it, just focus on watching us play and watching us do what we do, and the business side of it should remain behind closed doors."

Everyone talking about Indy-NE on ESPN.

"Head on.....apply directly to the forehead......Head on......apply directly to the forehead"

STFU!

Jemele Hill every time she's on 1st Take.

ABC and their horrible coverage of the NBA, interviewing people in the stands long after the game has resumed, must STFU!

Yes, I'm still holding that grudge.

Stuart Scott

"Hater in the house!"

As cool as the other side of the pillow.

Jemele Hill every time she's on 1st Take.

Skip, every day of 1st Take.

You know, I sort've like Skip Bayless...

Chris Berman. "Rooting for Brett Favre is like rooting for America."

Chris Berman, next to John Madden, is the second most latently homosexual sportscaster in America.

I hate his hairy-ass wrists.

He really enjoys the "short sleeved dress shirt under the sportcoat" look to show them off.

I call that the "Sipowicz look".

Imagine getting cock blocked by Chris Berman.

"HE.

COULD.

GO.

ALL.

THE.

WAY."

Imagine getting cock blocked by Chris Berman.

"HE.

COULD.

GO.

ALL.

THE.

WAY."

Game. Set. Match: The Mailman takes the Thread.

First and foremost I would like to thank Tahoe for giving me the oppertunity...

First and foremost I would like to thank Tahoe for giving me the oppertunity...

LOL...Like many threads on this board, this could be therapeutic.


I have to give props to Matt too, on the "head on..." commercial those peeps need to STFU and Glenn for bringing up the "Viva Viagra' song on those blankity blank Viagra commercials. God, I hate those things.

Women.
At least long enough to suck my cock.

The Dog Chapman Bounty hunter needs to stfu and take a ride on a one-way space shuttle.

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/2007/images/papers/Excerpt-1-WAV.wmv

Jemele Hill, again.

Bob Ryan. Learn how to not talk like Porky Pig or STFU.

Everyone who made me sick of the Pats and Colts this week.

The Dog Chapman Bounty hunter needs to stfu and take a ride on a one-way space shuttle.

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/2007/images/papers/Excerpt-1-WAV.wmv

I'd like to be watching that show when he busts into someone's house and gets his head blown off.

The Dog Chapman Bounty hunter needs to stfu and take a ride on a one-way space shuttle.

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/2007/images/papers/Excerpt-1-WAV.wmv
Siriusly, tell him he'll be chasing the Dog Star.

STFU ESPN about Notre Dame football. I don't care.

STFU Tahoe.

Lord, I appologize

Jemele Hill, again.


Seconded. That fucking Spartan.

STFU Tahoe.

Hey, I didn't say that!

LOL that the illustrious Tahoe is referencing the National Enquirer as a "source".

STFU to all the SEC strokers.

Hey they broke the story. I could have linked to other sites but its there gig.

Anyone ripping The Enquirer needs to STFU. JFK, Elvis and Jesus really were having lunch at a diner in LA. I believe it.

Tupac too.

Linda Cohn...can't stand that bitch's voice.

She's the ho that kept trying to get in the male locke rooms in the NFL. Cuz she was denied her rights to stories the guys were getting. I guess she has a point(however tenuous) but wtf? It say MENS LOCKER ROOM BITCH! The wives of the players were all pissed off at that ho trying get catch a peak at their hubbies package.

I turn her off.

http://images.usatoday.com/sports/_photos/2006/12/25/arenas-large.jpg

Mike & Mike.

Don Shula. Never thought I'd say that, but stfu Don.

I'm just gonna say everyone else at ESPN and that'll be the end of it.

Tommy Heinsohn Celtics announcer

Mike & Mike.


I can tolerate Golic...not Greenberg

I can't tolerate Golic. Jock-ocracy personafied.

If you ask me, everyone on NFL Live can go fuck themselves. It's bad enough the fucking show is on EVERY DAY even AFTER the season.

http://www.ncaafootball.com/image_lib/michst_markdantonio_300w_112706.jpg

http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/archives/stephen.jpg

This dude on youtube...




You can't tell me that Hart wasn't worried when he was out injured and Michigan State was up 10 in the 4th quarter. For not being worried he got pretty upset when Mallet fumbled. Maybe he was upset because they could have very easily lost? In a couple of years state will be at the top of the big ten. Sate is literally 5 plays from being undefeated this year and next year they will win the close ones.

That's awesome! State is only 5 plays away from being undefeated...

So is Michigan actually. A blocked field goal and 4 interceptions returned for touchdowns and U of M would be undefeated.

Here are the five plays MSU needs to be undefeated:

http://www.top5.lt/wp-content/data/2007/03/top5-fun-image0017.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/162/438622034_3276845c75.jpg

http://www.frozenmoses.com/Moses-parting-red-sea.jpg

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/04/28/svTRAIN_wideweb__470x299,0.jpg



http://www.wisebread.com/files/fruganomics/wisebread_imce/Hell_freezing_over.jpg

Man do I ever love me some Black Moses.

Spain's King Juan Carlos is joining in on the WTF STFU thread.



Spanish King Juan Carlos, seated next to Zapatero, angrily turned to Chavez and said, "Why don't you shut up?"

My translation...



Spanish King Juan Carlos, seated next to Zapatero, angrily turned to Chavez and said, "Why don't you shut the fuck up?"

STFU Mariotti and Wilbon (sick of hearing about Chicago).

Geoffrey Fieger ads made me want to hurl - STFU!!!

My translation...

Your translation's perfect. Actually he ends the sentence saying "hombre" which is basically like saying "dude" or "buddy" or "pal". Dude doesn't work too well here because he was pissed off. When Daniel Ortega started to get in on the argument the king just up and left the whole thing.

STFU Mike Golic, talkin' all kinds of ish 'bout our boy Starbury.

Bill Hemmer or whatever TF his name is. Use to be on CNN and now Fox. That dumb bastard needs to STFU.

Linda Cohn. With that, I'm off to bed, goodnight and remember: 28-24 Tressels.

Skip Bayless. That guy is an idiot.

Anybody who thanks "God" after winning an Oscar or a Grammy or a Superbowl or whatever. Not that there's anything wrong with people believing in God or anything, it's just that I doubt a God would give a shit about you winning something like those things. And in Tony Dungy's case, helping you beat another team.

Chris Berman. Every time this douche has opened his mouth I want him to die. BRETT FAVRE, THE NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS...

I don't get that, The New York Football Giants! As apposed to the New York Basketball Giants? The New York Hockey Giants? Go fuck yourself, Berman.

Actually opposed to the New York baseball Giants, who left long before most on the board were born. Time for that phrase to be put to rest.

Actually opposed to the New York baseball Giants, who left long before most on the board were born. Time for that phrase to be put to rest.
Ahhhhhhhhhh. I did not know that.

My previous post = :dismissed:



:howdidwegetminer: would have never made that mistake.

Merrill Hodge. They're talking about the Pats on ESPN (what else is new?) and he talks about leaders, then talks about WWII.

I think someone needs to kill that cat on Merrill Hoge's head before it wakes up and scratches his eyes out.

9/11 conspiracy people. Please just shut your fucking noisemakers already.

^ BubblesTheLion.

Rob Parker.

^ BubblesTheLion.


He's dead to us.

We had a lengthy discussion about 9/11 conspiracy theorists in the green and white tent, actually...

Damn, that tent sounds like a blast!

I'm getting in there, some way, somehow.

You'll have to get through this man:

http://deepfriedbheja.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/bouncer-500.jpg

Damn, that tent sounds like a blast!

I'm getting in there, some way, somehow.

Dude. Use your Steve Smith connection.

Maybe I will give Steve a call, hmmm

Nice idea.

Connections to bukdow > Connections to a Carolina Panthers WR.

iknowwhichstevesmithyoutalkin'boutwillis

Connections to bukdow > Connections to a Carolina Panthers WR.


No, former ATL Hawks hoopster.

Which one? There has to be more than one Steve Smith that has played for the Hawks.

http://www.nndb.com/people/238/000026160/kirk-cameron-sm.jpg

Nice call.

His sister's a hot piece of ass now, but it's too bad her brother is that fag.

I have no idea what she looks like now.

Shef

Zeke

Zeke needs to stfu for his own sake, but for the sake of my entertainment, he needs to keep on saying and doing very crazy things.

Toyota and their 'Saved by Zero' commercials

Bo