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Zip Goshboots
10-30-2007, 01:17 PM
Speaking of the game, I went to a UM game a couple years ago (the Penn St miracle), and went out to a restaurant with bukdow and another dude from the other forum. The bill came, and bukdow and the other dude figured the division of the bill AND the tip down to the penny.
Now, I'm a "Twenty Percenter" when it comes to tips. I feel the waitress is usually extremely focused in getting the food and drinks out, on top of managing her other tables, and of course, I figured this girl was a student at UM (and thus, not just tenuously connected to Michigan). I felt that bukdow and the other dude tipped her a little light, and threw about four more bucks on the table.
bukdow actually took another look at the bill and swiped two of the four dollars I put out there.

True Story

Timone
10-30-2007, 01:19 PM
I remember when the both of us were in town for the '04 game and he took me to some strip club. I got wasted and just passed out while he got a lap dance from some dude...I swore to myself that I would NEVER go out in public with him again.

Zip Goshboots
10-30-2007, 01:25 PM
Boy, these guys are quick. They must be extremely focused. Maybe I should have posted something with people eating shit.

Glenn
10-30-2007, 01:25 PM
Me and the guys were hanging out with bukdow one summer and he walked up to Wolfman Jack and killed him with a trident!

Did you ever hear about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. bukdow said it would've happened sometime, anyways.

They say Gene Roddenberry got the idea for Star Trek by listening to bukdow talk in his sleep.

Zip Goshboots
10-30-2007, 01:26 PM
BTW: Who's Bill Brasky?

Zip Goshboots
10-30-2007, 01:26 PM
Me and the guys were hanging out with bukdow one summer and he walked up to Wolfman Jack and killed him with a trident!

Did you ever hear about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. bukdow said it would've happened sometime, anyways.

They say Gene Roddenberry got the idea for Star Trek by listening to bukdow talk in his sleep.

Nice attempt to diffuse.

Glenn
10-30-2007, 01:27 PM
BTW: Who's Bill Brasky?

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/6488/braskyhz1.jpg

I'm Bill Brasky!!

Timone
10-30-2007, 01:27 PM
This is an awesome thread, but not as awesome as that one time we made a bet that he wouldn't blow this one dude and he told me to keep the change.

Zip Goshboots
10-30-2007, 01:28 PM
http://www.atariage.com/forums/uploads/av-6486.jpg

I'm Bill Brasky!!

Needs fixed.

Glenn
10-30-2007, 01:28 PM
http://www.productsales.com/sjc/sigs/braskey%5B1%5D.jpg

To bukdow!!

Zip Goshboots
10-30-2007, 01:35 PM
http://thumbnails.putfile.com/images/1/11434708331258.jpg

Guess I need to start watching 40-60 hours of television per week to stay informed.

Glenn
10-30-2007, 01:37 PM
bukdow once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!

One time I was with bukdow in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. bukdow goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm bukdow! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'bukdow' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!

bukdow is a 10 foot monster who sleeps with all our wives! He punches us all in the face! And we love him for it!

Did I ever tell you about the time bukdow took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally bukdow takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. bukdow yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'"

He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he's pretty normal when it comes to that.

Timone
10-30-2007, 01:41 PM
That's a great story Glenn. My wife never was into anal until I came back from a business trip, after I had him take care of her while she was sick...

Timone
10-30-2007, 01:46 PM
I also think it's kinda cute how my two daughters refer to bukdow as their new daddy when my wife and I aren't even divorced yet.

Timone
10-30-2007, 03:10 PM
...Though I've had sneaking suspicions about bukdow ever since I found some of my boxers missing.

Big Swami
11-01-2007, 10:39 AM
Marilyn Monroe killed herself because bukdow wouldn't let her jack him off anymore.

Timone
11-01-2007, 10:52 AM
Every night before he goes to sleep The Boogeyman checks his closet for bukdow.

Zip Goshboots
11-03-2007, 07:21 PM
Oh that bukdow will do anything to prove he went to MSU.