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Timone
10-29-2007, 01:31 PM
Well, now that God's Team is back on track, I think it's time that I get this name changed for good...I don't know why, but I want to now be known as "Tim"

Glenn
10-29-2007, 01:41 PM
So many options, and you choose "Tim"?

As you wish.

Timone
10-29-2007, 01:43 PM
I figured I'd cash in on this new craze where people are putting names down as their usernames. Now I don't want to name names, but...

Glenn
10-29-2007, 01:54 PM
There's a lot of history in this screen name, son.

I picture you more as a "Mr. Tenuous" or a "Karl Malone" than a "Tim".

How about "Shimmy"?

I'm going to sell that on someone, some day.

Timone
10-29-2007, 01:59 PM
Alright, change it to "The Mailman" then.

Timone
10-29-2007, 02:02 PM
By the way if MJ pushed off on Russell (he clearly did), then that was undoubtedly a foul when he took a cheap shot to get the ball from Karl (FROM BEHIND NO LESS).

Timone
10-29-2007, 02:07 PM
http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050113/050213_MALONE_RETIRES_vmed.widec.jpg
Thanks Glenn.

Fool
10-29-2007, 02:10 PM
Nice!

MoTown
10-29-2007, 02:42 PM
I personally like "Loof."

Timone
10-29-2007, 02:44 PM
Well, I'm going to turn this into the Karl Malone Thread now...

http://www.coachmarian.de/Spezials/Workouts/Malone.jpg
"Not even in your fucking dreams, bitch."

Timone
10-29-2007, 03:12 PM
BTW Glenn

dBTkhZWGv9I

DrRay11
10-30-2007, 12:15 PM
Wait... Who were you?

Timone
10-30-2007, 12:22 PM
fingerbang.

Glenn
10-30-2007, 12:23 PM
Karl Malone.

Timone
10-30-2007, 12:32 PM
Glenn, if you could change my birthday somehow to July 24th, 1963 it would be greatly appreciated.

DennyMcLain
11-01-2007, 01:02 AM
Well, now that God's Team is back on track, I think it's time that I get this name changed for good...I don't know why, but I want to now be known as "Tim"

Outstanding "Holy Grail" reference.

http://www.grouchogandhi.com/myspace/tim.jpg

Zekyl
11-01-2007, 06:01 PM
We need a listing of all original names with name changes, just to see how things have progressed!

Timone
11-01-2007, 06:15 PM
Outstanding "Holy Grail" reference.

http://www.grouchogandhi.com/myspace/tim.jpg


that is odd, the only film I recall ever being in was that one with Mrs. Bukdow.

Glenn
11-13-2007, 09:27 AM
xfqHZsz270Q

Timone
11-13-2007, 09:30 AM
Say what you want about the '04 Finals. As Pistons fans, you have the right. But had Malone not gotten hurt, there is no doubt in my mind that series would've gone 6 games.

f0nIHCR--Bg

Who in the HELL does that little Canadian bastard think he is? How many MVPs has that prick won? He has no right to live on The Mailman's planet, yet alone play ball on the same court as him.

Timone
11-13-2007, 09:35 AM
964CbGl-rZ8

Hardees...it just sounds like a place where a man like Karl Malone would go.

Fool
11-13-2007, 09:45 AM
Hardees's used to sell chicken?

That Frisco Burger was death in a wrapper but it was fucking good.

Glenn
11-13-2007, 09:48 AM
Did you guys watch the wrestling video?

I lol'd a few times in there, brought back some old memories of watching rasslin.

I especially like when the "outsider" charges the ring whilst the ref is "distracted" and puts the arm of the seemingly unconscious fan favorite on top of his fallen opponent that just so happens to be laying on his back.

Rodman looked pretty good out there, I wonder why he hasn't pursued that more?

Timone
11-13-2007, 09:50 AM
http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showpost.php?p=193891&postcount=6

Glenn
11-13-2007, 09:52 AM
http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showpost.php?p=193891&postcount=6
Sorry I missed that.

I don't actually "look at" your posts.

WHITE TEXT BELOW!!!

Actually, you are entertaining sopleasedon'tstop.

Timone
11-13-2007, 09:52 AM
Rodman looked pretty good out there, I wonder why he hasn't pursued that more?

Agreed.

http://www.geocities.com/hulkroif/savhrod.jpg
The nWo, it's just...too...sweeeeeeeeeeeet

Timone
11-13-2007, 09:52 AM
Sorry I missed that.

I don't actually "look at" your posts.

WHITE TEXT BELOW!!!

Actually, you are entertaining sopleasedon'tstop.


I post, you read. It's as simple as that. I carry the board on my shoulders, you all just got the easy job of hopping on.

Glenn
11-13-2007, 03:47 PM
Looks like Gutz changed his handle again, too

Tahoe
11-13-2007, 03:49 PM
gotcrotchy?

Glenn
11-13-2007, 03:52 PM
http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/member.php?u=470

Tahoe
11-13-2007, 03:54 PM
Codename V that hilarious. Good job gg.

gotcrothy? is gone?

MoTown
11-13-2007, 09:14 PM
Are you talking about GotCrotty?

Black Dynamite
11-14-2007, 09:04 AM
Rodman looked pretty good out there, I wonder why he hasn't pursued that more?
More work for his dollar. Not what he's about.

Timone
11-14-2007, 09:17 AM
Can't remember where I found this:

usdpMbRvoH8

But you may start wackin' now.

Timone
11-14-2007, 09:30 AM
Behold, my new avatar:

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/72391363.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193875DCB1DD8387ABB8E2D9C36DE8995B1 A40A659CEC4C8CB6

(for those of you wondering where Neifi went, he can now be seen as my profile picture)

Zekyl
11-14-2007, 09:52 AM
Who came on for Nash after he got hit?

I believe it was :yingyang: Tony Delk!

Timone
11-14-2007, 09:56 AM
*ended because Zekyl's mention of Tony "motherfucking 53 points" Delk just stole the show/thread*

Timone
12-01-2007, 12:53 AM
Give me a title underneath my username that says "GOAT" or I am LEAVING!

Glenn
12-13-2007, 02:20 PM
Up next:

bukdow jr.

or

bukdow lite

Timone
12-13-2007, 02:29 PM
Why don't you give every member the right to change their own user titles on their own? HUH? WHAT ABOUT EQUALITY?!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/385000/images/_386525_president300.jpg

Zekyl
12-13-2007, 05:08 PM
At what number of posts do I get a fun little saying underneath my name :(

I just feel left out

:emo kid:

Timone
12-13-2007, 05:54 PM
just tell Glenn to make you one. He'll surrender.

Zekyl
12-13-2007, 07:57 PM
I wouldn't even know what to make it say.

Timone
12-13-2007, 09:09 PM
aspiring Mailman

Zekyl
12-14-2007, 03:23 PM
I could handle that. Make it happen Glenn

Timone
12-14-2007, 03:37 PM
GLENN, put "aspiring mailman" as Zekyl's title or the photos come out.

Zekyl
12-14-2007, 03:40 PM
You'll rue the day you crossed the Mailman!

http://www.fredhayes.com/photogallery/Karl%20Malone%20and%20Tim%20Duncan.jpg

Timone
12-14-2007, 03:52 PM
He kicked that faggot Tim Duncan in the face? NOW I know why i like him!

Zekyl
12-14-2007, 03:57 PM
I can't believe you haven't seen that picture before. Its the first thing that came to my mind.

Timone
12-14-2007, 04:09 PM
I remember him putting some elbows in that bitch's ribs in the '04 playoff series, but not kicking him in the face.

Tahoe
12-14-2007, 04:33 PM
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/8408/ltgy9.jpg

Tahoe
12-14-2007, 05:22 PM
What a beautiful pic

Tahoe
12-14-2007, 05:44 PM
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/1264/mltgx8.jpg

Timone
12-14-2007, 05:45 PM
Nothing tops Tim Duncan getting kicked in the face.

Tahoe
12-14-2007, 05:48 PM
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6840/mlttrf8.jpg

Zekyl
12-15-2007, 12:38 PM
They are beautiful, but that kick to the face of TD is TRUE beauty. All others are to be measured before it.

Timone
12-15-2007, 12:49 PM
Any time bodily harm is done to Tim Duncan, nothing can top it.

Tahoe
12-15-2007, 01:14 PM
We just needed to get some Tahoe up in here. Nuff with all this MM talk.

Zekyl
12-15-2007, 01:19 PM
It just made me want to go back and visit. I haven't been there in years.

Tahoe
12-15-2007, 01:22 PM
Its nice in the winter and summer, but I like the winter best.

Zekyl
12-15-2007, 01:40 PM
The only time I was there was summer.

Tahoe
12-15-2007, 01:43 PM
We use to get 20 feet of snow up there. It was amazing.

Summer is nice too. Never too hot.

Zekyl
12-16-2007, 09:57 PM
Glenn, you need to get on that Stockton tag. I'm feeling left out.

Timone
12-16-2007, 10:28 PM
I'm thinking "Zekyl to Mailman" is a good user title for you.

Timone
12-31-2007, 04:43 PM
CAN I GET A NEW USER TITLE?

MAKE IT SAY THE STANDS > THE ROSE BOWL. THANKS.

Zekyl
01-01-2008, 12:51 AM
My new user title never happened :(

Timone
01-01-2008, 04:39 AM
SAME. I'M PISSED!!

Glenn
01-19-2008, 06:44 AM
Your next name needs to be "Suzyn Waldman".

You will type in all caps, all the time.

Timone
01-19-2008, 06:52 AM
Tim Waldman.

Timone
01-19-2008, 06:53 AM
Wouldn't that mean I'd have to post less? If I just posted as much as I do now saying the same shit, my schtick would REALLY get old.

Zip Goshboots
01-19-2008, 07:02 AM
I really like that Phony Syndicate thing. I think there's a couple of us who make the grade for that. I'm speaking of course, of tahoe. He is AT LEAST up to Phony Syndicate status. Then, I can be a member of the Tahoe Syndicate.

Tahoe
01-20-2008, 04:22 PM
I made this last summer but couldn't get it to load as my Avi


http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/9329/nsynin4.png

Timone
01-20-2008, 04:23 PM
too big

[/what Urban Meyer's daughter told me]

Tahoe
01-20-2008, 04:25 PM
lol

Tahoe
01-20-2008, 04:31 PM
incorrect file extension error.

I've used jpg and gif. Oh well.

Timone
01-20-2008, 04:49 PM
Glenn, help the man!

Timone
02-03-2008, 10:54 PM
Dildo

I'm a man of my word. Do it. Now.

Tahoe
02-03-2008, 10:59 PM
Holy shit...8k too.

Timone
02-03-2008, 11:08 PM
Still going strong.

Zekyl
02-03-2008, 11:30 PM
My new sig is just for you Karl.

Timone
02-03-2008, 11:31 PM
lol