#6 Stephen King

vs.

#11 William Shakespeare

Discuss and provide evidence (video, pics, audio, etc).

Voting ends Oct 18 in the am.

I'm sorry, man, but King is just too creepy to be cool.

http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/ap/nyet16109272057.widec.jpg

Yet, "Billy" Shakespeare is loved by AcToRs worldwide.

But, Romeo and Juliet is tight.

Fuckin' Bill.

Who the FUCK could even contemplate King over Shakespeare?
Man privilege revoked.

Another matchup for me where it's 'I like horror but not this guy, and just never really liked the other guy'. When I was pretty young, 7 or so, I thought I was supposed to like King and then I read 'The Stand' and realized just how much most of his writing sucks. Based on the fact that King ruined a good portion of my life reading his book(s), I'm goin with Billy.