In regards to my ability to be cogent, I am not tentative, I am modest.

Indeed.

The statement "I am modest" is usually made by people who are anything but. In fact, they are often quite the opposite.
Not in bukdow's case. No, not at all.

bukdow is very modest. He has only told us repeatedly about his two degrees, when he actually has 30.

He told us he was an above average football player, when in fact, he is Brian Urlacher.

I heard that bukdow once had a rib removed simply because someone asked him to.

Eve was eternally thankful.

We might be able to come up with a "Random bukdow facts" page.

It could get ugly.

For example, bukdow doesn't own a watch.

He simply decides what time it is.

When bukdow gives blood, he declines the syringe. Instead, he asks for a bucket and a handgun.

The Milky Way Galaxy is just the corn in bukdow's shit.

He told us he was an above average football player, when in fact, he is Brian Urlacher.

Too bad he isn't Brian Picolo.

When bukdow gives blood, he declines the syringe. Instead, he asks for a bucket and a handgun.

+1 I laffed.

bukdow sucks dick for cab fare then walks home.