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Tahoe
10-09-2007, 08:31 PM
So she lied about steroids and now admits it. She fell on her sword, however late, returned her medals, applogizes to the American people (and the atheletes she competed against) and the IOC still wants to rake her over the coals.

I don't feel she should be let off the hook, but damn, if you want to have athletes step up and admit wrong doing, throw them a damn bone when they do.

Tahoe
10-09-2007, 08:32 PM
Plus I'd like to do her.

Timone
10-09-2007, 08:34 PM
I'd hit it. I don't know what it is about her....

Zip Goshboots
10-09-2007, 09:35 PM
I'd hit it three times. Or more.

http://www.style.com/style/view/02/23/100022302.jpg

Tahoe
10-09-2007, 09:43 PM
Ya ever notice that these sports chicks look better if they aren't completely decked out? When they get all dolled up, they just don't look right.

She looks good in Zips pic, for sure.

Zip Goshboots
10-09-2007, 09:43 PM
I tell ya what, though: When Marion was taking lots of steroids, she was a little less "hit-able".

http://charles.pelkey.com/TammyThomas.jpg

Zip Goshboots
10-09-2007, 09:46 PM
Of course, it seems like she did become a little bit addicted to them:

http://www.geocities.com/ranj74/pics/leehaney.jpg

Timone
10-09-2007, 10:02 PM
After looking at Zip's first pic of her I may, uh, need to change my mind.

Glenn
10-10-2007, 05:44 AM
Fear the snaggletooth.

Tahoe
01-11-2008, 03:45 PM
That fucking racist judge sentenced MJ to 6 months in Jail...THE MAX! What a pos that judge is.

geerussell
01-11-2008, 08:22 PM
if you want to have athletes step up and admit wrong doing, throw them a damn bone when they do.
From what I read she didn't admit anything until she was on the brink of criminal charges, hoping to deflect them. Before that she denied everything and even sued the guy that claimed to have shot her up.

The ones that go the Giambi route and come clean without lying under oath or filing defamation suits against their accusors don't end up facing jail time. Nobody gets prosecuted for cheating at sports or taking steroids... it's obstructing investigations that gets them in trouble.

Or if they're going to deny everything, then bend it like McGuire and take the fifth.

Tahoe
01-11-2008, 08:38 PM
Good post, good point, but I still think the judge is a racist.

And I thought Mac said he didn't use steroids. And the 1st baseman from Texas said he didn't use and now we find out he did. Most ALL of them are lying about it but MJ goes to prison for 6 months? She lost everything, gave her medals back on her own, has 2 boys and the judge sends her to prison.

I bet there are about a million other that should be in prison before her. Here in CA Arnold is about to let out a million prisoners(<--Can't remembe the exact number) cuz we have a budget crisis. But MJ needs to go to jail? She has learned her lesson.

geerussell
01-11-2008, 08:50 PM
Regardless of what he said to the media, etc... when it came time to testify under oath, Mac took the fifth. Mac = smart.

I really don't see racism here. Judges, prosecutors and law enforcement in general will never cut you a break after you've lied to them, especially under oath. Just ask Bill Clinton, Scooter Libby or Marth Stewart.

edit-- All that being said, I do think the judge was being a hardass and should've given her probation. Six months in jail is severe overkill.

Tahoe
01-11-2008, 10:01 PM
Regardless of what he said to the media, etc... when it came time to testify under oath, Mac took the fifth. Mac = smart.

I really don't see racism here. Judges, prosecutors and law enforcement in general will never cut you a break after you've lied to them, especially under oath. Just ask Bill Clinton, Scooter Libby or Marth Stewart.

edit-- All that being said, I do think the judge was being a hardass and should've given her probation. Six months in jail is severe overkill.

I didn't remember it that way, but I believe you. So all Roger will have to do is take the 5th? Shit, I wanted to see him squirm.

Timone
01-11-2008, 10:03 PM
ROGER CLEMENS IS NOT HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE PAST!!

Tahoe
01-11-2008, 10:04 PM
That shit you posted was funny as fuck. The one where the announcer lady was like having an organism cuz Roger WAS IN THE BOOTH or in the Bosses booth or something

Tahoe
01-11-2008, 10:07 PM
BTW... this might be OT but the difference for me between Roger and Barry is that Barry has always been a FUCK YOU kind of guy, but All American Roger seemed to portray himself as some Apple pie guy.

In the end they prolly both cheated but at least Barry was like Fuck you while doing it.

Timone
01-11-2008, 10:08 PM
That shit you posted was funny as fuck. The one where the announcer lady was like having an organism cuz Roger WAS IN THE BOOTH or in the Bosses booth or something


HE WAS IN GEORGE'S BOX!! OH MY GO--GOODNESS GRACIOUS!

Tahoe
01-11-2008, 10:10 PM
I was like WTF is this chicks problem.

Timone
01-11-2008, 10:13 PM
She cried after Joe Torre's press conference.

IT was hilariously sad.

Tahoe
01-11-2008, 10:25 PM
Whats this chicks name?

Timone
01-11-2008, 10:37 PM
Suzyn Waldman.

Glenn
01-12-2008, 07:49 AM
The Waldman stuff is hilarious, both the actual audio and The Mailman's portrayals.