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The Syndicate
10-08-2007, 10:15 AM
#2 Michael Jordan

vs.

#15 Jim Valvano

Discuss and provide evidence (video, pics, audio, etc).

Voting ends Friday, Oct 12.

DennyMcLain
10-08-2007, 10:22 AM
Here it's a "lesser evil" vote: MJ's gay as all Hell Hanes commercials with Kevin Bacon and Cuba Gooding, or annoying as all Hell Dick Vitale CONSTANTLY pimping Valvano like he was some Italian God.

But Valvano couldn't do this:

http://www.sports-photos.com/catalog/images/MichaelJordan5CLR.tif.jpg

Well, maybe in Heaven he can, but that doesn't count since everybody in Heaven can fly.

Except Chris Farley... he's still too fat.

Jordan.

Glenn
10-08-2007, 10:29 AM
How many better speeches can you think of?

Obama's DNC speech is fantastic, as are the famous FDR, MLK, etc ones, but in the "modern" era, it doesn't get much better than this...

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DennyMcLain
10-08-2007, 10:35 AM
That was at the ESPYs.

The ESPYs is not a real awards show.

Therefore, that speech did not exist.

Sincerely,
Descartes.

MoTown
10-08-2007, 11:49 AM
No contest. Jordan invented Gatorade.

Timone
10-08-2007, 11:51 AM
Jordan, he gave us Rip.

Zip Goshboots
10-08-2007, 01:37 PM
I still have a beef with ESPN, the ersatz sports network naming Jordan as the best afleet of all time, but Jordan trumps Valvano in this one.

Fool
10-08-2007, 02:09 PM
Cancer is rough, but sometimes I dream ... that he is me ...

Fool
10-08-2007, 02:14 PM
BTW, Valvano's entire speech isn't about Bill Cowher.

Glenn
10-08-2007, 02:15 PM
for chrissakes