View Full Version : TOC Sports Rd 1 Matchup - #3 Chamberlain vs. #14 Daly, WILT ADVANCES
The Syndicate 10-08-2007, 10:08 AM #3 Wilt Chamberlain
vs.
#14 Chuck Daly
Discuss and provide evidence (video, pics, audio, etc).
Voting ends Friday, Oct 12.
DennyMcLain 10-08-2007, 10:33 AM You've gotta be fucking kidding me....?!
But I know what you're doing, Glenn. You're not fooling anybody.
You want a Russell v. Chamberlain semi, don't you....
Welp, 10,000 women v. 12 Bad Boys.
Not even close.
Advantage: Sex machine.
https://www.nbrpa.com/news/featurearchive/images/top_wilt.jpg
Glenn 10-08-2007, 10:45 AM You seem to have a vast underappreciation for Daddy Rich.
http://www.nba.com/media/warriors/chuck_daly.jpg
MoTown 10-08-2007, 11:45 AM Chuck Daly was so cool that Dennis Rodman was whipped and always complained that Chuck's the only one he'd play for.
Plus he has the same first name as Chuck Norris.
Timone 10-08-2007, 11:48 AM Chuck Daly banged 'em bitches first. Chucky D.
Zip Goshboots 10-08-2007, 01:41 PM I go with Wilt. I've never thought Daly was cool. They won the same number of rings, and Wilt banged 20,000 women. He understood.
An unfortunate draw for Daddy Rich.
Big Swami 10-08-2007, 03:23 PM Chuck is a cool customer. But you don't put Green Lantern up against Superman if you can at all avoid it.
Vinny 10-08-2007, 03:24 PM Anyone ever read the Wilt biography where the 10,000 women thing came out? Absolutely classic, would send Bill Simmons' unintentional humor meter off the charts.
(Paraphrased Slightly):
"Now everybody knows that I'm one of the greatest basketball players ever to walk the earth. But did you also know that I'm one of the greatest Racquetball players to walk the planet?"
"Here's a picture of the nightclub I owned in the early 60s. Malcom X worked there as one of my valets. How cool am I?"
And then my favorite, a caption under a picture of a thouroughbred that Wilt apparently owned:
"No wonder they used to call me stud!"
Easily one of the most amusingly arrogant people in sports history.
Vinny 10-08-2007, 03:27 PM Also, about every two-three pages throughout the book, Wilt interspersed "Wiltisms", little nuggets of wisdom for us all to live our lives by.
-Wiltism-
"Some people say drugs get you high. I say drugs get you low!"
Wilt Chamberlain
-Wiltism-
"Alot of people think that love of money is what life is all about. Me? I say love of sports is what life's all about!"
Wilt Chamberlain
<cough>Green Lantern killed Superman<cough>
Big Swami 10-08-2007, 03:49 PM Well I was gonna say Aquaman, but I didn't want to piss anyone off.
b-diddy 10-08-2007, 11:28 PM sorry daddy. wilt was so cool that when he died his house was concidered "too embarrasing to sell". but when wilt was rocking the joint, ho's were coming in by the bus load.
Vinny 10-09-2007, 03:34 AM http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/278729.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1934A2752006EF5F0ED7A8701A6A9EDFAF1 284831B75F48EF45
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