Who put the "I`m cogent" under my name? Its not that it isn`t true, its just that I feel violated. Like someone broke into my house with a can of spray paint. Look, I know I have come in here and kicked the living shit out of many of your most closely held delusions, but that doesn`t mean you should be petulant about it. Really, I`m doing you guys a favor. I am trying to teach you what it means to be a man instead of slut that runs around with the guy with the most money.

bukdow, you've been to prison, you've been "violated"; This is old hat for you.

Must've been a Michigan fan.

My god, you'll find anything to whine about.

You're a legend on this board already, deal with it.

My god, you'll find anything to whine about.

You're a legend on this board already, deal with it.

Absolutely. Don't go prima donna on us, beeyotch. You could turn this into a cottage industry. Print t-shirts, sell 'em at WalMart, get a copyright on "Tenuous, at best", "Cogent", "Nancy Boy", and "Extremely focused in trying to win".
Don't be so angry.

its easy to grin when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat. but the man who's worthwhile is the man who can smile when his shorts are too tight in the seat.

Absolutely. Don't go prima donna on us, beeyotch. You could turn this into a cottage industry. Print t-shirts, sell 'em at WalMart, get a copyright on "Tenuous, at best", "Cogent", "Nancy Boy", and "Extremely focused in trying to win".
Don't be so angry.
Ya know, Zippy, thats not a bad idea. I am glad I thought of it.

This is Terrordome shit. UHaul this crap outta here, Mod.

its easy to grin when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat. but the man who's worthwhile is the man who can smile when his shorts are too tight in the seat.
Your second sentence has been applicable to MSU football fans for far too long. I think the Indiana game is a must win. No ifs ands or buts about it. No moral victory, no moving in the right direction, MSU MUST beat Indiana next week. Period.

Ya know, Zippy, thats not a bad idea. I am glad I thought of it.

I'm also glad it was your idea to let me take that picture of you for my avatar.

Print t-shirts, sell 'em at WalMart, get a copyright on "Tenuous, at best", "Cogent", "Nancy Boy", and "Extremely focused in trying to win".


Can't forget petulant.

I'm also glad it was your idea to let me take that picture of you for my avatar.
Zippy, I`m gonna tell you what I told Redford, "No."

Zippy, I`m gonna tell you what I told Redford, "No."

So you didn't fuck him for a million bucks, then? What, you just blew him?

So you didn't fuck him for a million bucks, then? What, you just blew him?
Zippy, I said "No." Keep your twisted sub-conscience out of it.

Zippy, I`m gonna tell you what I told Redford, "No."

This is like two pubescent Star Trek assclowns arguing about how many Romulans Kirk boinked during a heated Chees match.


ZIPPY: 12, you...you... cad!!!

BUTTPLOW: It's 13 you... you... Bulgarian earthworm.

ZIPPY: Hahahaha. Bulgarian is an human, you idiot.

BUTTPLOW: You're an idiot. And you move your rooks diagonally.

ZIPPY: No I don't!!!! Fuck you!!!

This is like two pubescent Star Trek assclowns arguing about how many Romulans Kirk boinked during a heated Chees match.


ZIPPY: 12, you...you... cad!!!

BUTTPLOW: It's 13 you... you... Bulgarian earthworm.

ZIPPY: Hahahaha. Bulgarian is an human, you idiot.

BUTTPLOW: You're an idiot. And you move your rooks diagonally.

ZIPPY: No I don't!!!! Fuck you!!!
If Zippy does actually move his rooks diagonally, well then, that is indefensible. It would kind of be like moving your tanks and planes ahead of your infantry in Axis and Allies.

Fucking McClain is so busy trying to be witty, he doesn't know the first thing about chees matches.
bukdow, you are right, and for once we see eye to eye: ROCKS MOVE DIAGONALLY (but of course, only if you are playing the newest "Dr Zrfgnqrdly H Preplinhash Stardate 967.45 A Edition". If McClain wasn't so busy with X-Box Virtual Gay Sex-a-con, he'd maybe learn how to play chees.

And any idiot know that calling someone a "Bulgarian Earthworm" is the next best thing to calling him "Mr Twelve Inch Cock".

Fucking McClain is so busy trying to be witty, he doesn't know the first thing about chees matches.
bukdow, you are right, and for once we see eye to eye: ROCKS MOVE DIAGONALLY (but of course, only if you are playing the newest "Dr Zrfgnqrdly H Preplinhash Stardate 967.45 A Edition". If McClain wasn't so busy with X-Box Virtual Gay Sex-a-con, he'd maybe learn how to play chees.

And any idiot know that calling someone a "Bulgarian Earthworm" is the next best thing to calling him "Mr Twelve Inch Cock".

We're not playing the trap game here, Zippo. CHEES < "ROCKS".

Actually, I don't own a single gaming console...haven't since I was a little kiddo with my trusty Atari 5200 and the ultra bad-assed Tempest (well, bad assed for the time).

I'd like to suggest Buttplow's favorite classics are Missile Command and Assteroids, but I'd hate to dick him around like that.


Ahahaha. You are such and idiot. Both Zip's assesment of you and mine are largely congruent

sub-conscience

Not a real word.

Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the fish.

Wow, I am guilty of a serious misreading of McClain's first post. ROOKS don't move diagonally, but ROCKS do. Shit, *pwned again.

Wow, I am guilty of a serious misreading of McClain's first post. ROOKS don't move diagonally, but ROCKS do. Shit, *pwned again.
Wales connection to England is tenuous, at best.

Or is that Scotland...?

All the same, eh?