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"Anyone know where Rocks Pads game or if its on the tube tonight?"


Translation:

"Would any of you fine citizens know where I could watch the Colorado Rockies versus the San Diego Drunken Friars play a friendly game of Baseball Tonight?

Thanks in Advance,

Chevy Tahoe"

so now at least i know the pad rocks will air even though it not on the guide that show whats on for 2nite but i'm gonna see if its worth my time maybe it will be or maybe knot but for now I know at least. :)

thanks wiz for the info and fraserbrn for interpilating what i sed.

Translation:

I now know that the Padres and Rockies game will be on TV even if it isnt in the guide because its a last minute programming change that wouldnt show up in the guide that shows what is on the television for that given night. I still do not know if I'll watch because it may not be worth my time, but thanks to the wonderful folks here at wtfdetroit.com I know i have the option.

My Thanks go out to The Wiz for the game previe and to Fraserburn for (ok Interpilating? Seriously???) Interpretating exactly what I failed to type in a manner befitting my age


;)

I sense a new schtick being born: The WTF Translator

Go with it, Fraserburn, go with it.

That girl looks like my penis.

That girl looks like my penis.

Translation: I'm so lonely.

http://www.artificialindustries.com/images/blog/steve_park.jpg

I liked that guy better on Mad About You. But now he does commercials for razor blades. Kind of eerie actually.

That girl looks like my penis.

Translation:

"I'm attracted to my penis"

If UM is the "Harvard of the MW", what is Northwestern? Since Northwestern is the highest ranked school in the Big Ten, would they be the Oxford of the MW? The Sorbonne of the MW?

And why would I feel insecure? I actually have (2) degrees from a Big Ten school, that school being MSU, and I am damn proud of them. Shit, you don`t know the first thing about lipid metabolism nor do you have a clue about the mechanics of the fall of Apartheid SA. All you do is sit home, collect government checks and fantasize about blue and yellow clad boys.

One more thing, my cousin went to UM for her undergrad and Law degree. After she was done she had this to say, "I have seen enough Blue to last me a lifetime". She now lives in Texas and roots for the Horns. Zippy, you are just a clueless dumbass.

TRANSLATION:
I don't like Michigan because I applied and couldn't get in. My vengeance consists of nomadically traveling from message board to message board proclaiming the superiority of Michigan State. I also have gas.

I know some big words and I have a thesaurus.

I'm also related to someone who went to Michigan, which makes my connection to UM tenuous, at best.

Nice avatar. It is nice to see I have had such an effect on you goofballs in such a short period of time. This isn`t your father`s wtfdetroit board. You UM boot-licks and ball-sniffers (Zippy) will be held accountable for your lack of character while I am here.

Translation:

"I like your picture. I'm pleased to see that my appearance here has been a pleasure to you all, even though I think you're all nutz. You University of Michigan shoe shiners and teabaggers, this means you Gee Golly Goshboots will be watched very closely by me....PERSONALLY because I believe you're all lacking in certain areas. HOWEVER, You're all lucky I'm here to educate you...especially in the fine art of being Green"

i heard a rumor that giffman is so cool that his nickname in highschool was "the Coge". probably just some crazy rumor, though.

Sarcasm Level = Medium

Translation: "I didnt hear a rumour, but I think Giffman is so uncool that his nickname in highschool (and still is) "The Giffinator" and he used to pretend he was a robot. I repeat this was not a rumour this is fact"

TRANSLATION:
I don't like Michigan because I applied and couldn't get in. My vengeance consists of nomadically traveling from message board to message board proclaiming the superiority of Michigan State. I also have gas.

I know some big words and I have a thesaurus.

I'm also related to someone who went to Michigan, which makes my connection to UM tenuous, at best.

I just saw this. Thats funny.

I just saw this. Thats funny.

TRANSLATION:

Cogent.

TRANSLATION:


I'm also related to someone who went to Michigan, which makes my connection to UM tenuous, at best.


Was that a shot at me?

It should have been.

(Read post #8 in this thread, last paragraph in the quote)

http://espn.go.com/media/pg2/2006/0321/photo/735_350.jpg

Could be bukky-d, actually.

Are those MSU degrees I see under each armpit?

No, those would be in his head.

LOL

giffman

Translation: Well endowed handsome dude who is secretly banging your woman

http://espn.go.com/media/pg2/2006/0321/photo/735_350.jpg
TRANSLATION:

Would you like fries with that?

Stuckey seems to have that slippery smooth body

Translation:

No translation needed.

Nothing special. I started playing little league football when I was 10 and played through high school. However, I was better than average. I played varsity football from 9th grade on then a Class B team, now Division 3, and was a pretty good long jumper, my best jump was 20' 8" and did go to the State meet. Nothing special, but nothing to sneeze at either.

Now, onto the UM fans. You didn`t go to the school, you have never played organized football yet you are UM football fans. I`m sure it means nothing to people like you, but in reality, thats about as spineless and bandwagon as it gets. Truly, you people are THE watermark for clueless hanger-onners.

Translation:

I was decent, not great but decent. I really wish you'd stop teasing me and start giving me credit for these various athletic achievements. Hopefully I have a modicum of respect now

Now about you Tenuous Walverine Superfans you should be cheering for a Division 3 Local school, but not the Adrian Bulldogs because they have a tenuous connection to UM (Their coach played there in 74) The Kalamazoo Hornets now thats where its at!

http://www.paulsizer.com/images_site/hornet9b.jpg

but hey if you want to be frontrunners and become a fan of a school because you grew up watching them on TV thats just poserific. You're all a bunch of sheep, SHEEP I TELL YOU

new thread?


TRANSLATION: Stop talking about this here, you'll kill this once-popular thread

:mccosky:


Nothing's changed
Please don't get overwrought by the ESPN Daily Dime report that the Pistons haven't ruled out re-signing Chris Webber. That's what we've been reporting all along. IF something, a long-term injury or a trade, happens to one of the three veteran big men, Joe Dumars would consider bringing Webber back. But right now, that's a big if. Dumars has been resolute on this: He does not want four veteran bigs. He wants to start building a younger, more athletic frontcourt; he wants Amir Johnson and Jason Maxiell to play. It is my understanding that Dumars and Webber have not spoken since before the season.

TRANSLATION:
You people can't seriously think that the national media knows more about this team and the NBA than I do. I'll tell you when something important is going to happen, until you hear from me, everything you hear is a lie.

ADDENDUM TO ABOVE

"It's not easy being me. I have bloggers and internet know-it-alls sending me a lot of email calling me an 'idiot'. You people have no idea how rough my job is. I really don't get the respect I deserve, I mean, I have a blog too, but mine is informative and useful."

You forgot to put the tears. TEARS, DAMN YOU!

I work from home now, so the morning commute no longer exists.


TRANSLATION:
I sleep in as late as I want, and pretty much play video games and masterbate all day.

LOL.

You forgot to add that I get paid to do it.

(ttyl, I just downloaded some new porn. Be back in an hour.)

MoTown, PM me. I got a site for you and you don't even need to download.

Share with the group you stingey bastard!

Seriously. We're family.

Family porn?
Not my speed.

http://www.youporn.com

Seriously, it was that easy. You got the youtube of porn right there.

thank you

I knew this guys daughter knows a lot of football and basketball players

Translation:


Trust me, this guy's daughter gets around. I would know.

Does anyone think it would be benefical to send Stuckey to Ft. Wayne to let him build up some confidence?

Translation:

I've got a new idea of how to get Murray more playing time.

:mccosky:

Now, given all that, does it sound to you like Webber's return is imminent? Not at all. Could it happen? Yes. But does it really matter in the grand scheme of things? It's not like bringing Webber back is going to take the Pistons to another level.

TRANSLATION: Fuck you, Rob Parker.

Fuck, I hate to say it, but Parker's right.

I didn't explain my point very well. My point is that the Shaq trade was horrible and stupid. It doesn't make sense with that team. But they weren't going to win anything with the team they had. They tried to win with that style and continued to lose. They needed to change something up. So they added a "dominant" post player in hopes that could possibly work. Even if there was a chance of it working, they had to try. It didn't, just like most of us predicted.

My point is that they wouldn't win with the old style, but they had to try something different. This wasn't it. It was stupid, but at least they tried to change it instead of trying the same broken formula every year.

TRANSLATION:

I love Shaq.

jk, Mo

I don't think there's a guy on this board who hates Shaq as much as me.

Your translator is broken.

No, I think yours is. Glenn posting that Motown loves Shaq actually translates to Motown hates Shaq.

Idiot.

:cogent:

Their players miss games because they are old and broken.
Means: DONE

Watched the Tigers instead, didn't want to see a key Piston get hurt vs. Minny.

Flip Murray was the future of the Pistons and so since he's not their I didn't watch the bench get burn.

If the league wouldn't have Ok City ready to go the owners would have never let this happen.

TRANSLATION:

????

Um, nevermind...

It would indeed be interesting to see these Pistons with a "playmaking" PG.

As much as you guys disagree with yarg's post, I think we can all agree that CB is not that.

I've always seen CB as a SG playing PG, which is why I'm not as enamored with the Stuckey pick as some here.

Translation: Earl Watson Earl Watson Earl Watson Earl Watson ...

Translation: Earl Watson Earl Watson Earl Watson Earl Watson ...

Yes!

TRANSLATION:

Yes!

Most sites' internal web searches suck.

goosh is kinda neat for certain kinds of interactive searching, where it's nice to not need to lift your hands off the keyboard or invoke bizarre shortcuts to check out this or that. It's also nice to be able to illustrate some paths of inquiry in a plaintext context.

It's easier for me to watch you while you sleep.

It's easier for me to watch you while you sleep.

So true...

Do you think you're smarter than Uncle Mxy?


I do not know who that person is.

TRANSLATION:

Yes, yes I am.

bukdow = Kobe
Mxy = Raja Bell

SDB's translator = broken

I certainly think [Chris Douglas-Roberts] is better than some of the players that have been selected in the second round.
Translation: Seriously? Walter Sharpe? WTF?

Translation: Seriously? Walter Sharpe? WTF?
Translation: I hope I feel really stupid about this post next year.

McGrady rumor has no legs

:mccosky:
Posted by Chris McCosky on Fri, Jul 11, 2008 at 1:09 PM

Since when does a one-sentence, non-sourced note from a non-NBA writer in a secondary publication up in Canada warrant such buzz? The Pistons and Rockets are not having on-going discussions about Tracy McGrady. There is no deal. Nothing is remotely close. Joe Dumars hasn't talked to the Rockets in several weeks and the Rockets have made it clear they have zero interest in trading T-Mac.

Dumars has talked to numerous teams, that's his job. He's trying to improve his team. He has made inquiries about McGrady. Nothing ever came of it and he hasn't gone back in over a month.

On a different note, I am happy that Jarvis Hayes has gotten another deal. He will sign a two-year deal with the Nets. He is one of the all-time good guys in this business. Had he been able to play defense even a little bit, he would have been here a whole lot longer.

TRANSLATION:

I just read ASB's report and felt like I needed to do one too.

Had he been able to play defense even a little bit, he would have been here a whole lot longer.

Translation: Jarvis Hayes is the newest bullshit Eastern Conference player who's going to give the Pistons a fucking kidneystone for no reason when they play against him...probably by being left wide open and dropping like 10 3-pointers in a row.

But what do I know?

NOTHING.

I'm DONE.
Glenn = The Spurs

We don't need a coach that's the greatest Xs and Os guy because we got guys that know how to play.

TRANSLATION

We're going to do what we want, when we want, so it doesn't really matter who the coach is.

I'm by no means gay, but Nate Robertson is hotter than Kyra Sedgwick.

I'm gay.

What's up with SDB and gay lead singers lately? (Not that there's anything wrong with that....)


SDB is flaming.

“I think July 1, 2010, is a very big day. It’s probably going to be one of the biggest days in free-agent history in the NBA. So a lot of teams are gearing up to try to prepare themselves to be able to put themselves in position to get one of the big free-agent market guys.”



Seriously, NBA GMs. You only have 20 more months to suck my dick. If I were you, I'd create a line outside my house and each one of you can suck my dick when I call you in. Since I can only get off 6-7 times in one day, you might want to bring a suitcase with some warm clothes. Cleveland gets cold in the winter. Also bring some lube just in case I'm in the mood for anal.

^that's graphic

5...4...3...2...1...

^that's graphic



Please go into greater detail...

I'll come back later.


Translation: Your store sucks.

IMO


I am an individual and I am standing my ground.

http://askbobrankin.com/myspace_salute.jpg

Rockets vs. Jazz


TRANZZZLATION:
http://www.ballet.co.uk/weblogs/lehmus/archives/Sleeping%20Beauty.bmp

I don't hink his growth or development will be hampered by being handed the keys - usually a young players have to play to learn.

The problem I could see developing is that certain members of the team slowly turn on him. A guy like Rip or Tay could easily turn on Stuckey.

Consider all they have done and accomplished here - yet Stuckey's the guy that is picked as the "untouchable" one, the "leader", the guy that can do what he wants on the floor.

That shit would get real old, real fast for some people.

I just feel like this situation could turn into a disaster if it's not handled right and I have ZERO faith in our Coach to manage the egos involved.

I don't see us signing a clear cut leader this off-season, so you potentially add another accomplished player into the equation. Stuckey is then the leader of Rip, Tay and (let's say) Boozer.

It's just a potential problem brewing under the surface now - heaven help us if it all flares up next season with Curry on deck.

You got to appreciate what an explosive element this Bonnie situation is. If she comes home from a hard day's work and finds a bunch of gangsters doin' a bunch of gangsta' shit in her kitchen, ain't no tellin' what she's apt to do.

Well done, Tahoe.

That's sweet

Tony (Bloomfield Hills, Mich.): How do you think Flip Saunders would have fared coaching this team? Will Michael Curry be held accountable or will he be given a “free pass” given the chaos of the just-completed season?

Langlois: Would Saunders have had any better success figuring out how best to incorporate Allen Iverson? We’ll never know, but my guess is the overriding reason the Iverson experiment failed is that Iverson’s skills have eroded to the point that he’s no longer an impact player. He did not score with anything close to the degree of efficiency the Pistons needed from him and it’s tough to put that on the coach. Iverson didn’t have much to do with Iverson taking all those high-degree-of-difficulty shots around the rim. I don’t think “free pass” applies, but Joe Dumars knows the circumstances under which Curry worked this season – rookie point guard, failed Iverson experiment, significant injuries, slippage from Rasheed Wallace as he starts to slow down – and understands why the record wound up 39-43.


Allen borrowed $500 dollars to go to Greektown and he's been ducking me ever since. Back problem my ass.

Tony's too much of a chickenshit to deal with AI's bodyguard.

I predict Stuckey will be on the fringe of All-Star consideration next year.

Translation: Stuckey might not even make the All-Star ballot.

"imo"

Translation: "look, I don't want this to get heated. Let's stay calm, bro."

Rueben (Tulsa, Okla.): I watched the Pistons’ season preview on NBA TV and was disappointed to hear Chris Webber and Eric Snow say the Pistons will not make the playoffs, the crowded backcourt will not be any better than last year and Charlie Villanueva is not the post player we need. What are your thoughts?

Langlois: With all due respect to Webber and Snow, it means nothing. It’s easier to get a handle on some teams than others, but trying to assess the Pistons this season – and NBA TV’s preview quite possibly was produced before they’d played more than a preseason game or two – is really a crap shoot because of all the new players added, not to mention a new coach. Furthermore, I’m always leery of investing much faith in the assessments of observers who claim to be experts on 30 teams. How can Webber and Snow possibly know whether this year’s backcourt will be any better or worse than last year’s without having seen more than random clips of this year’s backcourt in action?

TRANSLATION


I, on the other hand, know more about this team than anyone. If you disagree with me, then you are wrong and have learned nothing. Unless your name is Dumars or Wilson, then I humbly apologize (don't hurt me).

How many chicks did you bang while in Spain?



Well I was in serious relationships during more than half of my time there, and there were some periods with drought, but I can honestly say that I enjoyed my life there in all aspects.


Translation: Zero.

^ lol

No.


You hate any contract that isn't the minimum. That's unquestioned.

I hope you don't hand out the Christmas bonuses at your job.

You are friggin cheap, Glen.

I think that Tay is in the range of what a player of his caliber should be paid. But, if you're going to compare salaries based off production, you're no better than Hollinger.

Translation: You are a cunt.

Won $3,000 last night in less than 2 hours. Stayed on most 16's & 15's in high counts, and dealer bust on most of them.

Fish in a f-ing barrell.


Fuck you, WTFDetroit!!! Suck my golden dick.

Highly unlikely, Vinny

He's not even on my level.

^:cogent:

*disclaimer, my wife has 2 PHDs and works in public schools.

I am married to Bukdow.

lmao and ouch n shit

Ok, now we're going to play some stuff from our new record.

Shit break!

Need a Dumars Edition.

Need a Dumars Edition.

But the only output would be set as "I'm hungry."

Not trying to further the argument, just curious.

I am trying to further the argument

:grumble emoji:

"A different kind of show"

same ol' unoriginal shit

You're extremely interesting.

"You're one of the most fucked up people I've ever worked with."

https://twitter.com/coolactionsuit/status/1501661091692093444?s=21

“Yes, the great Johnny Grier has died, but this other guy owns one of our moisture-wicking suits!”