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Timone
09-30-2007, 11:46 PM
CodyAllanMiller (11:44:15 PM): OMG NO, TIM

Too late...


http://b9.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01250/95/13/1250403159_l.jpg

http://b0.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01494/04/84/1494584840_l.jpg

http://a898.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/110/l_27b2b78a255561faa23c09ce895c8751.jpg

http://a356.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/100/l_984a603ddfe375133121bac3f90f76a3.jpg

source: http://myspace.com/codyallanmiller


I've also received several other pics of FistingForTwo by way of a good "friend" of his in budkow, but will not post them...what two men do behind closed doors is none of my concern.

FistingForTwo
09-30-2007, 11:48 PM
Oh, man. I have been reveled. Oh well.

Timone
09-30-2007, 11:56 PM
http://a276.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/34/l_d1e354f50b1927a98728275639c70e53.jpg

FistingForTwo
09-30-2007, 11:57 PM
I will never concede defeat.

Timone
09-30-2007, 11:59 PM
http://a123.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/27/l_6f5a35b51904c6c14fddcf339c026b42.jpg

Do it or your dog dies.

FistingForTwo
10-01-2007, 12:01 AM
Woo!

FistingForTwo
10-01-2007, 12:03 AM
Fine. Me, you... RAP BATTLE

Timone
10-01-2007, 12:03 AM
Woo!

http://espn.go.com/media/pg2/2005/0722/photo/zmed_baio_195.jpg

DennyMcLain
10-01-2007, 12:41 AM
Meh. Holly ain't much. I've seen a better rack on a dead lamb.

Timone
10-01-2007, 12:42 AM
http://b3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01552/31/74/1552934713_l.jpg

DennyMcLain
10-01-2007, 12:45 AM
See what happens when you post private junk on a public forum???

The Boardroom will be hot, tonight.

Sincerely,
Blahahahaha
[smilie=blaha.gif]

FistingForTwo
10-01-2007, 12:46 AM
Well, considering the fact you do frequently sodomize recently dead farm animals. But hey, I'm not saying that's bad or anything, just kind of gay.

DennyMcLain
10-01-2007, 12:47 AM
BTW, I'd better shut up.....


Cody and Holly might slap on their ComicCon superhero costumes and attack me with their imaginary powers.

Kapow!!!!

Timone
10-01-2007, 12:49 AM
Powerglove - Power Rangers Theme http://rangerdatabase.com/Images/OriginalRangers.jpg

You're on to something here Denny.

DennyMcLain
10-01-2007, 12:56 AM
Using any form of Power Ranger imagery loses points in my book.

They're not real, y'know... the Power Rangers, that is.

They're fake. It's only a TV show.

Timone
10-01-2007, 01:00 AM
http://mr.troligt.com/leet/dawson-crying.jpg

FistingForTwo
10-01-2007, 01:03 AM
Sorry, bro. But hey, make a wish. Maybe you'll get better insults.

DennyMcLain
10-01-2007, 01:05 AM
WTF am I doing??? This is the Terrordome.

Free for all, fuckers.

FFT, take your skinny, Eastern European Incest-derived Retard ass over to your fart-powered carnie girlfriends house and jerk off to her Star Trek: The Next Generation box set while her parents are out pulling tricks.

WTFM, LOL that you outed your secret gay treat. I'm sure that after his girl reveals her tucked balls and freaks him into a self-induced warp 5 emo-spin, you'll offer a warm shoulder for him to cry on.

Yeah, a "shoulder". I'm completely positive a shoulder is the ONLY thing you'll give your fragile, vulnerable, ready for manlove buddy.

Timone
10-01-2007, 01:05 AM
Actually, I think Fisting's Mexican. Not sure though.

Timone
10-01-2007, 01:09 AM
And why the fuck would he need my shoulder to cry on Denny?

http://a315.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/74/l_02f357ae6a9e04729c3bad71ba28973a.jpg

He's got his.

FistingForTwo
10-01-2007, 01:09 AM
Ooh. A long insult! Man.. I don't know what to say. Maybe except, reading that kind of made my IQ drop a couple points. Not only that, I have a sudden urge to "Sweat To The Oldies." Hey, I got it! You're Richard SImmons, aren't you? http://images.richmond.com/images/storyimage/1-16-04simmons_story.jpg

DennyMcLain
10-01-2007, 01:10 AM
Get that shit outta here, MICH. If you're gonna run in the Terrordome, don't be such a faggoty-assed shitlicking butt-pirate!!!!... Gimmie some real words.


Look down, inside your X-Men PJ's. If what you see is only 2 inches long, than I am sorry for insulting the physically challanged.

DennyMcLain
10-01-2007, 01:11 AM
And why the fuck would he need my shoulder to cry on Denny?

http://a315.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/74/l_02f357ae6a9e04729c3bad71ba28973a.jpg

He's got his.

Holy fucking shit!!! No comment.
{barfs in background}

Timone
10-01-2007, 01:12 AM
http://www.mugshots.net/kobe_bryant/kobe_bryant.jpg
Denny, you need a hug.

FistingForTwo
10-01-2007, 01:14 AM
http://www.travelerdiscountguide.com/Images/DistFood/dennys.jpg

DennyMcLain
10-01-2007, 01:18 AM
Once again, the former haven for the hatred that is the Terrordome has been reduced to nothing more that a feminine chatroom by two boys who are as conspicuous about their passion for each other as Bobby Fisher's weak chess game.

Oh boy... I'm piling on your hero, FF2. Better not let be hit him with that truck.

Timone
10-01-2007, 01:18 AM
http://www.schulerbooks.com/homepage/images/mclain1.jpg

Sorry Denny... your connections are tenuous, at best.

DennyMcLain
10-01-2007, 01:20 AM
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/040716/040716_japan_fisher_hmed8a.hmedium.jpg

Please contain yourself, FF2. There is no need to cream over the monito...

Oh man. Better clean that mess up before daddy finds out.

FistingForTwo
10-01-2007, 01:23 AM
The Terrordome is something of shit, isn't it? Perhaps it's your forced witty "humor" that's making it seem so....man, what's the word I'm looking for... oh yes, stagnant. You are insignificant, worthless and about as funny as two sixty-year-old men dry humping in a Motel 6 room.

DennyMcLain
10-01-2007, 01:23 AM
http://www.schulerbooks.com/homepage/images/mclain1.jpg

Sorry Denny... your connections are tenuous, at best.

Looks like someone didn't take his daily dose of Shut the Fuck Up.

BTW, only Mxy can use the term Tenuous®, such as only Mola can use the Alpacas®, and only Glenn the BrownPaintBrush Tool®.

Thin ice.

Timone
10-01-2007, 01:24 AM
Which I'd rather watch than look at your girlfriend.

And Denny, if the way I'm outing Ash Ketchum here is evidence of my conspicuous man love for him...what exactly are you proving here?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/he/8/80/Richard_Sandrak.jpg

Don't deny it, just go with the feeling Denny.

DennyMcLain
10-01-2007, 01:26 AM
The Terrordome is something of shit, isn't it? Perhaps it's your forced witty "humor" that's making it seem so....man, what's the word I'm looking for... oh yes, stagnant. You are insignificant, worthless and about as funny as two sixty-year-old men dry humping in a Motel 6 room.

So... lemmie see if I have this correct: considering you deem me as funny as "two sixty-year-old men dry humping in a Motel 6 room", then I'll assume you know by first hand account how unfunny it is to have two sixty-year-old men dry humping in a Motel 6 room.


You lead an interesting life.

FistingForTwo
10-01-2007, 01:27 AM
POR QUE?! See what I mean? That was truly not funny. I mean, I could give you a C for effort, maybe. Honestly, though.. maybe you should just delete all your internet accounts, grow a beard and move to a secluded island somewhere in the South Pacific. I'm only trying to help.

DennyMcLain
10-01-2007, 01:28 AM
Which I'd rather watch than look at your girlfriend.

And Denny, if the way I'm outing Ash Ketchum here is evidence of my conspicuous man love for him...what exactly are you doing?

That would be the fat dude with the man titties, right?

Timone
10-01-2007, 01:30 AM
Which one?

DennyMcLain
10-01-2007, 01:33 AM
POR QUE?! See what I mean? That was truly not funny. I mean, I could give you a C for effort, maybe. Honestly, though.. maybe you should just delete all your internet accounts, grow a beard and move to a secluded island somewhere in the South Pacific. I'm only trying to help.

You still have not addressed the issue, which would be you first hand knowledge into how unfunny it is to have two sixty year old men dry humping in a Motel 6 room.

Interesting how you state "Motel 6", rather than the generic "motel" as the place of reference.

And you never exactly specified that the two men were humping each other, simply "dry humping".

Which might mean they were gang banging you.

Is this accurate.

Timone
10-01-2007, 01:35 AM
I'm starting to think Denny and Fisting have something going on the side here.

Timone
10-01-2007, 01:35 AM
And by "on the side" I mean the position Denny lies in.

DennyMcLain
10-01-2007, 01:36 AM
I'm starting to think Denny and Fisting have something going on the side here.

Stay on point, MICH, which is a kind way of saying "stay out of the way".

Let FF2 answer the question....

DennyMcLain
10-01-2007, 01:38 AM
Stop crying, man up, and ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION!!!!!

FistingForTwo
10-01-2007, 01:39 AM
You're looking into the comment I made way too much. All I was doing was comparing two things to each other because of their similarities. The two being a hypothetical situation that I thought would cater to your "lifestyle" and another being your brand of humor. Honestly, though.. I think we got off the wrong foot. Let me start by saying, I am not gay. I'm sorry if that is depressing, it's just the truth. Here.. maybe this will brighten your day.

http://volcanocom.com/redskelton-gallerycom/ushop/images/IT74_CVisioneerDocumentsSadWhtFCln.jpg

Or not.

DennyMcLain
10-01-2007, 01:40 AM
WRONG ANSWER. Try again.... and this time don't text message your hedgehog for advice.

FistingForTwo
10-01-2007, 01:43 AM
I believe I answered the question. If you can't get your answer out of that, then I am sorry. Maybe my words were too big.

DennyMcLain
10-01-2007, 01:43 AM
BTW, this is the Terrordome. If you'd like to make constructive dialogue, do so within the other sub-forums.

If you wish to get slammed, you've come to the right place.

Timone
10-01-2007, 01:44 AM
So all of a sudden you're an expert on where to go if you want to be "slammed"?

Timone
10-01-2007, 01:46 AM
And FistingForTwo, you should be thanking me that I've been trying my best to revive the Terrordome, that outlet you've been waiting for where you can cope with the fact that you were picked on and tormented by the Math club in HS.

FistingForTwo
10-01-2007, 01:46 AM
So all of a sudden you're an expert on where to go if you want to be "slammed"?

Well, Denny's does have a burger called "The Slamburger." Coincidence? I think not.

DennyMcLain
10-01-2007, 01:46 AM
So all of a sudden you're an expert on where to go if you want to be "slammed"?

There you go!!! It's about fucking time you pulled out some decent Terrordome shit.

Good work. I'd throw you a dog biscuit, but... well... it's the internet.

FistingForTwo
10-01-2007, 01:46 AM
WTFMICH. Who are you?

Timone
10-01-2007, 01:47 AM
There you go!!! It's about fucking time you pulled out some decent Terrordome shit.

Good work. I'd throw you a dog biscuit, but... well... it's the internet.

Your mother's biscuits are good and she looks like a dog.

DennyMcLain
10-01-2007, 01:48 AM
Well, Denny's does have a burger called "The Slamburger." Coincidence? I think not.
Jesus fucking Christ. Just shut the Hell up, curl up under your Darth Vader bedsheet (info courtesy of Buttdow), thumb-in-mouth, and proceed to suck.

FistingForTwo
10-01-2007, 01:50 AM
You seem to know me so well. Have you been spying, naughty boy? Want to cuddle?

DennyMcLain
10-01-2007, 01:50 AM
Your mother's biscuits are good and she looks like a dog.

No.

This is better:

Stop hurling your moms food all over the place... bitch'll starve to death.

Timone
10-01-2007, 01:51 AM
Q: Why are FistingForTwo and Denny against gay marriage?
A: Neither are ready for a commitment yet.

DennyMcLain
10-01-2007, 01:51 AM
You seem to know me so well. Have you been spying, naughty boy? Want to cuddle?

You fit the profile within the WTF code, and only a few of us from TOS own the code.

Timone
10-01-2007, 01:53 AM
http://www.mppa.org/mppa/1993/jpegs/spt-acthm3.jpeg

FistingForTwo
10-01-2007, 01:55 AM
Now that just doesn't make sense.

Timone
10-01-2007, 01:57 AM
You're right.

http://a462.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/75/l_cc60919a0b3664f725c2544e6cf54c5d.jpg

How in the fuck...?

FistingForTwo
10-01-2007, 01:59 AM
You're right.

http://a462.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/75/l_cc60919a0b3664f725c2544e6cf54c5d.jpg

How in the fuck...?

I guess that would confuse a homosexual like you.

Timone
10-01-2007, 01:59 AM
Right, because even fags have good taste.

FistingForTwo
10-01-2007, 02:00 AM
Right, because even fags have good taste. Then again, I like cock.

Fixed.

Timone
10-01-2007, 02:01 AM
Then again, I just admitted I know how cock tastes.

Fixed.

FistingForTwo
10-01-2007, 02:04 AM
Then again, I just admitted I like cock.

Actually, now it's fixed.

DennyMcLain
10-01-2007, 02:05 AM
Nighty night, homos. Make sure to wipe the keyboard clean of any sticky residue before daddy uses it tommorow.

:emo kid::emo kid::emo kid::emo kid::emo kid::emo kid::emo kid::emo kid:


Ain't alternative love great.....

FistingForTwo
10-01-2007, 02:06 AM
Fuck this. We're not getting anywhere with this. Let's just turn this into a Phil Collins Appreciation Thread! http://z.about.com/d/classicrock/1/0/G/5/collins_3.jpg

Timone
10-01-2007, 02:06 AM
Nighty night, homos. Make sure to wipe the keyboard clean of any sticky residue before daddy uses it tommorow.

:emo kid::emo kid::emo kid::emo kid::emo kid::emo kid::emo kid::emo kid:


Ain't alternative love great.....


Yeah maybe to you, since you live an alternative lifestyle and all.

-NoQuarter-
10-01-2007, 06:13 AM
You douche bags better start slinging some better insults around here.

[smilie=blaha.gif] :dismissed:

Timone
10-01-2007, 06:39 AM
Yeah NoQuarter, I know...these guys got NO game.

Me on the other hand? I can go from http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1166653982-kitten-bestever.b.jpg to http://vanlandw.com/images/kitna.jpg at any time.

MoTown
10-01-2007, 08:24 AM
What in the hell just happened?

DrRay11
10-01-2007, 02:25 PM
This shit needs to be swatted, ASAP.

Fool
10-01-2007, 02:59 PM
And why the fuck would he need my shoulder to cry on Denny?

http://a315.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/74/l_02f357ae6a9e04729c3bad71ba28973a.jpg

He's got his.

That girl looks like my penis.

Fraserburn
10-01-2007, 03:11 PM
That girl looks like my penis.

Your Penis has a red head, a glassy eyed look and it burns?

WTFchris
10-01-2007, 03:18 PM
Your Penis has a red head, a glassy eyed look and it burns?

and some dude with a mexican mustache drapped all over it?

Fraserburn
10-01-2007, 03:51 PM
and some dude with a mexican mustache drapped all over it?

I knew I forgot something.....Dude looks like Keanu Reeves' retarded younger brother after a 3 day bender with an arkansas prostitot and stole Adam Morrison's stache

Fool
10-01-2007, 04:03 PM
What can I say? My penis gets in some freaky situations.

Fraserburn
10-01-2007, 04:21 PM
What can I say? My penis gets in some freaky situations.

Like the back of a Volkswagon?

Glenn
10-01-2007, 04:22 PM
What can I say? My penis gets in some freaky situations.

Like farm animals?









Also,
:giffman:

Fool
10-01-2007, 04:23 PM
Like Z's sloppy seconds. That bitch is wild.

Fraserburn
10-01-2007, 04:27 PM
Like Z's sloppy seconds. That bitch is wild.

=


Like farm animals?


also,
:giffman:

Glenn
10-01-2007, 04:30 PM
Ambiguously Gay swattage

http://www.unc.edu/~tsiolkas/ace_and_gary_butt_pat.gif

Timone
10-01-2007, 08:37 PM
BEST STANDS THREAD EVER.

DennyMcLain
10-01-2007, 10:20 PM
No.

This one is...

http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3977&page=4&highlight=website

Whoa... I sure pulled THAT one outta my arse.

Now I know what Buttdow feels like.

Fraserburn
10-02-2007, 10:23 AM
BEST STANDS THREAD EVER.

The only way this thread could get better is if Peter Gabriel showed up and started Sledgehammering that girl

http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/41B7YYPK79L._AA280_.jpg

"and her gunt goes boom boom boom..."

Big Swami
10-02-2007, 04:41 PM
Does this mean all the disturbing and unfunny posting in "Off Topic" can stop? Please?

Also, on the first few pages of this thread, did someone post pictures of Girl Repellent?

Fool
10-02-2007, 10:36 PM
Does this mean all the disturbing and unfunny posting in "Off Topic" can stop? Please?

Are you asking for Zip to be banned?

Black Dynamite
10-04-2007, 12:28 AM
Are you asking for Zip to be banned?
good one.