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Zip Goshboots
09-29-2007, 09:52 AM
Real men of imagined genius...

Milwaukee's Best would like to salute...bukdow, a man of conviction. He did his time for that conviction, paid his debt to society, and is now out on the public airwaves, in college football message boards across the State of Michigan

He liked being butt raped in pri-i-i-i-son

You see, while other's bitch about the posting getting mean and nasty

My blue dick is bigger than your green clito-o-o-o-ris

http://www.blogwaybaby.com/Baby%20Drinking%20Beer.jpg

bukdow, who is the most hated man this side of Scott Baio, keeps posting his thoughts, his way

Saddam Hussein was a nicer guy with more fre-e-e-einds
http://www.staggeron.org/images/Saddam_Hussein_Mexican-sm.jpg


While the so called regulars, great posters, like Dr Tre, Tommy Z, and Jethro (no relation to Jethro Bodine) disappear, like ugly chicks at closing time

They're a real group of na-a-a-a-ncy boys, probably grounded for looking at porn...

http://obviousdiversion.com/images/photos/taiwansnack/05.jpg

It's as if they are saying "I could never be that cogent, I could never be that extremely focused in trying to win, my connection to this board is tenuous, at best"

Noah Webster's a pussy compared to bukdowwwww

But bukdow, you can hold your head up high, because YOU haven't disappeared like so many who are sissified, who are namby pamby, who don't like it when people argue

Can't we all just get alooooong

http://img.timeinc.net/time/2007/la_riots/king_rodney.jpg

From those of us who say "NO! NO we cannot get along, this is football, not figure skating

Sometimes figure skaters have fights too, ya know..

http://www.naughty.com/news/Tonya_Harding/Skating_Scandal/images/Tonya_Harding_Nancy_Kerrigan_Skate_Pic.jpg

Well anyway, we salute YOU, bukdow! Keep posting away, unafraid of the world, unafraid that you might read something bad on a message board, unafraid to stand up and say, I am a Michigan State football fan, and I am proud of it, while others scurry away to their bedrooms to put on their Bo Schembechler and Tom Izzo jammies and diagram plays they'll send to the coach for the next big game. Go bukdow!

He actually goes out in public loookinnnngg liiiiikkkkeee thaaaaat ooooooohhhhh yeaaaahhhhhhh

Here's the Milwaukee's Best bukdow "Hottie of the Week" with the man we salute, bukdow::

http://www.forumspile.com/Owned/Owned-FatChick.jpg

Timone
09-29-2007, 06:07 PM
DON'T ATTACK BUKDOW, HE'S JUST A KID!! ATTACK ME!! I'M 40!!

Glenn
09-29-2007, 06:09 PM
DON'T ATTACK BUKDOW, HE'S JUST A KID!! ATTACK ME!! I'M 40!!

I'M A MAN!!

This thread MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE!!

Timone
09-29-2007, 06:20 PM
AND THAT SHIT YOU SAID ABOUT BUKDOW BEING ASS RAPED IN PRISON? THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!!

Zip Goshboots
09-29-2007, 07:28 PM
I guess it ain't rape if you enjoy it.

Timone
09-29-2007, 08:07 PM
Too bad he's too much of a pussy to come here. This was a great effort Zip.

Zip Goshboots
09-29-2007, 08:18 PM
Thanks Tim. I'm glad you see cogency in the effort.

Timone
09-29-2007, 08:32 PM
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/269063/2/istockphoto_269063_good_work_a_grade.jpg

Zip Goshboots
09-29-2007, 08:36 PM
http://www.dentistry.uiowa.edu/public/patients/mouthgd/images/SmilingKid.jpg

UxKa
09-29-2007, 08:53 PM
LOL Zip. Good one. *sips Milwaukees Best*

Timone
09-30-2007, 04:45 PM
I am going to do all I can to ensure that this thread is never forgotten. Great men like buttplow don't just grow on trees (though they may swing from 'em).

bukdow
10-13-2007, 01:45 PM
Real men of imagined genius...

Milwaukee's Best would like to salute...bukdow, a man of conviction. He did his time for that conviction, paid his debt to society, and is now out on the public airwaves, in college football message boards across the State of Michigan

He liked being butt raped in pri-i-i-i-son

You see, while other's bitch about the posting getting mean and nasty

My blue dick is bigger than your green clito-o-o-o-ris

http://www.blogwaybaby.com/Baby%20Drinking%20Beer.jpg

bukdow, who is the most hated man this side of Scott Baio, keeps posting his thoughts, his way

Saddam Hussein was a nicer guy with more fre-e-e-einds
http://www.staggeron.org/images/Saddam_Hussein_Mexican-sm.jpg


While the so called regulars, great posters, like Dr Tre, Tommy Z, and Jethro (no relation to Jethro Bodine) disappear, like ugly chicks at closing time

They're a real group of na-a-a-a-ncy boys, probably grounded for looking at porn...

http://obviousdiversion.com/images/photos/taiwansnack/05.jpg

It's as if they are saying "I could never be that cogent, I could never be that extremely focused in trying to win, my connection to this board is tenuous, at best"

Noah Webster's a pussy compared to bukdowwwww

But bukdow, you can hold your head up high, because YOU haven't disappeared like so many who are sissified, who are namby pamby, who don't like it when people argue

Can't we all just get alooooong

http://img.timeinc.net/time/2007/la_riots/king_rodney.jpg

From those of us who say "NO! NO we cannot get along, this is football, not figure skating

Sometimes figure skaters have fights too, ya know..

http://www.naughty.com/news/Tonya_Harding/Skating_Scandal/images/Tonya_Harding_Nancy_Kerrigan_Skate_Pic.jpg

Well anyway, we salute YOU, bukdow! Keep posting away, unafraid of the world, unafraid that you might read something bad on a message board, unafraid to stand up and say, I am a Michigan State football fan, and I am proud of it, while others scurry away to their bedrooms to put on their Bo Schembechler and Tom Izzo jammies and diagram plays they'll send to the coach for the next big game. Go bukdow!

He actually goes out in public loookinnnngg liiiiikkkkeee thaaaaat ooooooohhhhh yeaaaahhhhhhh

Here's the Milwaukee's Best bukdow "Hottie of the Week" with the man we salute, bukdow::

http://www.forumspile.com/Owned/Owned-FatChick.jpg
Zippy, that was awesome. Well done. However, I am extremely happy to say that I obviously do not spend one iota of the time thinking about you, that you spend thinking about me. Nonetheless, that was pretty damn funny.

I would have responded sooner, but I just saw this thread via a link by WTFMICH.

Zip Goshboots
10-13-2007, 02:09 PM
See, bukdow, this is the way it is on this board, not on your other board full of psychotic fellow Sparties. There, they gang up, and complain and whine to moderators.
Here, where real men play, we've made you into a folk hero. We roll with you, welcome you in. We don;t complain to daddy about you.