Feeling confident about something? Be like Mike Hart!

I guarantee this thread will be swatted.

I guarantee that I'm one of the few men in the world willing to admit the truth: Though married, if a good piece of poon is tossed my way, I'll hit it.

I guarentee the lions will not win the super bowl this year and that every person on this forum will die someday.

I guarantee that I will never fuck with Regicide Greg.

I guarentee that we'll have just as big a budget problem in Michigan next year (supposing we fix the current one some day).

I guarantee that I will never be happy with my life choices for more than a month at a time.

I guarantee that I will never be happy with my life choices for more than a month at a time.
:emo kid:

Not in an emo way. I'm just always looking for something better. I'll get a new job, I'll love it for a few weeks, then I'll just get annoyed with it and start looking for something better.



I guarantee I will continue to screw my hot exgirlfriend until something better comes along.

I guarantee you that she'll end up "accidentally" pregnant.

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I guarantee I would "accidentally" use a wire hanger to..............

.....I feel I've gone too far.

http://www.lazydork.com/movies/mommiedearest.jpg
"NO WIRE HANGERS, ZEKYL!!""

I'd take Bridget over Giselle...am I crazy?

I guarantee that whence the shitter is next flushed, it won't flush all the shit.

I guarantee you will read this post.




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Well done NQ.

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I guarantee that I will haunt you in your dreams.