New schtick, a spin-off from the "Things I don't get" thread. Also, another idea stolen from sports talk radio.
-I've never quoted a line from Seinfeld when hanging with friends

-I've never driven a manual transmission car

-I've never watched a single episode of Starsky & Hutch, Airwolf, Cagney and Lacey, Coach, The Fall Guy, Full House, Jake and the Fat Man, Lou Grant, Murphy Brown, Moonlighting, Murder She Wrote, Perfect Strangers, Roseanne, Simon & Simon or The Wonder Years

-I've never been outside of North America

-I've never been to Thunder Nationals or any other motocross-type event that uses those radio commercials with the scary deep-voiced announcer.

I've never danced.

I've never raped and killed a drifter who pissed me off because he smudged my shoe by flicking his Black and Mild only to laugh at the fact I asked him to apologize...

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I've never danced.

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I can't really think of anything.

NO!!!!!!!! NOT J-LOVE!!!!!!!!! :(

Why Glenn Why...

I can't really think of anything.

Ever done 2 or more chicks at the same time?

A kilo of coke?

Come on, Goshboots.

I've only driven a manual car once (D'sNutz stellar escort).

Never done any drugs (besides alcohol of course), never smoked, never done two chicks either.

Nothing too shocking there I imagine.

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So WTFMICH, would you dance with him if he rubbed money all over you?

You said "Things I've NEVER done"
Fortunately, cocaine is one thing I've never done.

I've never put it in da butt

So WTFMICH, would you dance with him if he rubbed money all over you?

yes, if Jennifer Love Hewitt would also rub against me too.

I've never done heroin. Even codeine makes me feel woozy and sick.

I've never gone to a strip club.

I've never peed in a bottle.

All in all, the things I've never done are pretty much gross.

I've never tasered anyone for talking to much...wanted to, but never done it.

I've never even smoked weed.

I've never smoked weed
I've never smoked cigarettes
I've never drank so much that I forgot things
I've never had a threesome
I've never been to a strip club
I've never had any wireless company other than Verizon
I've never been a member of any other forum but WTFDetroit

i've never won an oscar
i've never been convicted of murder.
i've never died
i've never stayed at a holiday inn express

i've never won an oscar
i've never been convicted of murder.
i've never died
i've never stayed at a holiday inn express

O.J., you're a Detroit sports fan?

(sorry, it's 8:00 AM and I've been up all night)

sorry i meant to add a few more:

i've never owned a pair of gloves for more than a few months- always seem to lose one here or there.

i've never cut myself with a knife; no wait that's not true- there was one time i cut my hand while i was.........carving some meat

i've never officially published my own book by myself

i've never been scared of blood

i've never shied away from public criticism

i've never believed in showing any emotion if your ex-wife (who you're trying to reunite with) if found savagely murdered and you're labelled a suspect in her death.

i've never been a convincing liar

i've never gotten over the fact that johnie cochran is dead and gone, unable to help me...uhhh...people who might need a good lawyer.

I've never believed 90% of the shit I see guys write about themselves on message boards.

And that's why you're a cynical human being, Zip. There is nothing more pure and truthful than a message board.

I've never jumped off a plane.

I've never fired a gun.

I've never been to jail.

I've never beaten up a clown.

I've never driven over 115 MPH.

I've never been to jail

I've never watched an entire Michigan game

I've never been on the corkscrew at cedar point

I never gotten laid after singing you've lost that lovin feeling to a woman

I've never been to jail

I've never watched an entire Michigan game

I've never been on the corkscrew at cedar point

I never gotten laid after singing you've lost that lovin feeling to a woman

Well, Fraserburn is not a Cincinatti Bengal or Tom Cruise. We almost have you figured out.

I've never made whoopee with three women at once.

I've never made whoopee with three women at once.

Made Whoopee?
Who are you? Richard Dawson?
Made Whoopee?
Wait you mean like Fucking!

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/76/94/02/10f.jpg

Uncle Mxy is indeed the Bob Eubanks of WTF

Anyone remember when they had that question (they only show it on "Game Show Bloopers"): "Where is the weirdest place you've ever made whoopeee?" and one of the wives answered "In the ass"?

Anyone remember when they had that question (they only show it on "Game Show Bloopers"): "Where is the weirdest place you've ever made whoopeee?" and one of the wives answered "In the ass"?

Good Answer Good Answer


Ladies and gentlemen, this tall drink of water headed my way is a pillar of the shopping community who informed me earlier today of a nefarious plan of his to screw my girlfriend in an extremely uncomfortable place.



What... like the back of a Volkswagen?

I've never been caught having sex with animals . . .

I've never been caught having sex with animals . . .

ha ha

:giffman:
^I've been waiting to use that

ha ha

:giffman:
^I've been waiting to use that


You lead a dull life.

This is not news.
:giffman:

I've never walked through Haight Ashbury without thinking 'does soap really cost that much?

[QUOTE=Glenn]This is not news.
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Cogent.

I havent been caught streaking