I work at a place where a lot of younger girls work which is in michigan, I am not exactly sure what the legal age of consent in Michigan is? This girl I work with is throwing herself at me every time we work, saying her parents are not home and whe wants me to come over. The only thing is, 1) I am her manager and 2) she is under 18. Would you guys take the chance of messing around with someone under the age of 18 if you were over that age>

To balance things out and make it fair they need to impose a strict dress code on the teenage girls of today. though I don't mind watching them from my car

LOL it is difficult when you see a hot body on a younger girl

FUCK NO.
Don't shit where you eat, and don't mess around with anything that even LOOKS like it is not of legal consent.
And for the love of Gawd, what the FUCK would EVER make you want to mess around with a chick who still lives with here parents?
Fuckin' go home and jerk you pud 20 times a day if you have to, jerk off at work if you have to.
This one could ONLY have a bad ending.

It's 16 in michigan

One, Zip is right, dont fuck around at work. Two, here is the map:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ef/Age_of_Consent.png

That was a good thread.

15 will get you 20.

...unless you're in Mexico, or East Lansing.

Supposing you are under 40 fuck the shit outa that.

I thank Zeus or Quetzlcoatl or Cthulhu or Jesus or whoever that I am not single anymore. Best decision I've ever made with my life.

Fun facts to help you make up your mind:

* Girls under...say...25 years old are profoundly dumb, for the most part.
* Girls under...say...25 years old are vicious and devious about their retarded bullshit lives. Like Chris Rock says, "Baby, Michelle isn't trying to 'destroy' you, you're both bagging groceries for a living!"
* Girls under...say...25 years old are capricious and love to play games.

It's a formula for disaster, my friend. Do not go near the young women, attractive as they might be to you. It may not always end in county court, but it ends unhappily. I have said my peace.

Zip actually gave some solid advice on this one. Is this girl really worth losing your job over, because if you're her boss AND she's just a teenager, you're pretty much shit-out-of-luck if someone at work finds out. Here's a rule, if they aren't AT LEAST in college, stay away. I'm only 21 and I live by that rule.

And unless she's come up to you and literally told you she has feelings for you, there's absolutely no telling what she's doing. Like Swami said, girls under 25 are stupid. Once you ask her out or make a move, she could change her mind and you're fucked.

No girl is worth getting an unemployment check, I don't care how hot she is.

There are enough options out there that I would never take a chance on an underaged person (supposing I wasn't married of course). It's not worth a statchitory (sp?) rape charge. Especially at work were she might be after you as a ploy to sue your ass later or black mail you at work.

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=200770918069

Too young.

There's one from the "old enough the bleed, old enough to breed" camp.

or the "Grass on the field, play ball" camp.

Some like them young and tender and others like them ten and younger

This is getting out of hand fast.

This is getting out of hand fast.

Would U do Hoffs little girl?

(sans video camera, naturally)

Naw, the ol' saying "don't dip your pen in company ink" is still the best bet...
It always leads to pain (two time offender)...
On a "wayword chick" you also have to be on high alert that she'll go over your head and fuck the boss... this happened to me once... that my friends is a messed up situation.
It's definately best to take the high and professional raod... but don't forget to hang on to her phone number for her 18 year old coming out party :^O (insert bed squeeking noise)

This is getting out of hand fast.
With a topic like this, how could it not!?

Would U do Hoffs little girl?

(sans video camera, naturally)


If the Hoff is watching... probably.

this would've been either a very funny or very disgusting question to ask in the 'give people bad advice' thread.

as for my serious answer.....as a rule of thumb i agree not to mess with young girls as they are all those things others have said. but i think we're dismissing the possibility all too easy.

for one DEFINITELY she has to be legal. but a lot depends on your age and the type of job you have. if you're just a manager at mickey d's or something and she's not a bunch of years younger, i say go for it.

i mean, so what if you lost a job like that if you were 23 and she was 19 or something. you've got a lot of years ahead of you but perhaps not a lot of opportunities with a hot young chick. i mean, i'm not saying completely throw caution to the wind. you know the chick, i don't. you should be able to get a 'vibe' on whether she's surefire trouble or perhaps worth it.

i know i can usually tell. and those are the ones i avoid like the plague...i'm just saying, don't be so quick to dismiss the possibility. why not give us some more info and we might be able to give better advice.

for example, do you have a picture of her? a detailed home address where we can find this chick? LOL- j/k