Steve Czaban played this game on his radio show this morning and the responses were hilarious, so I thought we could give it a run here.

Finish the sentence...


You know things are bad at Notre Dame when...

...they announce that "Touchdown Jesus" will now be known as "First Down Jesus".
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...when they change the sign that says "play like a champion today" to "just don't get embarrassed today (again)".

This is fun, you guys should try it.

alsoi'llprobablyhavetoswatthis

Charlie Weis passes up 3rds at the post game meal.

Joey Harrington has led his team to more points.

...when the producers of the movie "Rudy" go back and make edits to the film so Rudy actually ends up playing for Michigan State instead of ND.

See, took a stab at both schools there = fun.

...when the mascot is changed from the "Fighting Irish" to the "let's see if we can talk this out Irish"

....when Kelley Green is just the name of the chick than can out-throw Jimmy Clausen

...the Naval Academy feels so bad for them, that while beating them for the first time in 44 tries (Nov. 3), they let ND score their first offensive touchdown of the season.

.....Weis has to be taught the grand ways of stealing signals from Buddy Belichick to start actually competing.

.....All the Notre Dame's quarterbacks are blowing Weis for the starting job cause the fat ass can't get any at home.

...they announce that "Touchdown Jesus" will now be known as "First Down Jesus".
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Classic! LOL

Touchdown Jesus converted to Islam. Or insert any religion. Thats not funny is it?

Touchdown Jesus became an Atheist.

Fixed.

I don;t think Jesus was any religion to begin with.

...they announce that "Touchdown Jesus" will now be known as "First Down Jesus".

This one is still better.

It is. Bravo Glenn.

It's not mine, check the disclaimer.

Original:

Touchdown Jeezus has been renamed Touchdown PLEEEzus

ESPN guys say that 'the nation is not held hostage anymore' because in their fourth game of the season ND finally scores an offensive touchdown.

Does 'the nation' even care anymore? I dont personally know any ND fans, and only known one in my life.

This one is still better.

You wanna go to the terrordome on this? Mine is clearly better.

For lack of a better place to post this, Ill put it here since Im thinking Glenn has an eye on this thread. Google 'DJ Lance Rock' and the first thing that comes up is an article titled 'St. Louis native could be a big star with diaper crowd'. Glenn... do you really want to be a big star with the diaper crowd? Sadly I first thought of old people.

Does 'the nation' even care anymore? I dont personally know any ND fans, and only known one in my life.

They're all in hiding (with darkobetterthanmelo).

http://www.joesportsfan.com/mediaspace/?id=14

Not bad.

They need Regis in there, too.

When Charlie Weis stops eating.

When Nate Montana transfers to um, er, Montana?