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Zip Goshboots
09-17-2007, 11:26 AM
Here's the kick off to what should be one hell of a good thread. Tom Jones is a living legend, and it is high time this great entertainer is honored on THIS, the WTF Detroit forum:

http://manolomen.com/images/Tom%20Jones%20in%20speedo.jpg

DennyMcLain
09-17-2007, 11:30 AM
I'd prefer a Raquel Welch Appreciation Thread.

Glenn
09-17-2007, 11:38 AM
Okay, that's scary.

I like TJ well enough (I saw him in Vegas about 6-7 years ago, what a showman!) but I don't need to see him in a speedo.

Very Hasselhoffian.

Zip Goshboots
09-17-2007, 09:33 PM
http://www.mpp3.net/tom4.jpg

Zip Goshboots
09-17-2007, 09:38 PM
http://www.evangelicalright.com/d88548v11py.jpg

I'll just put this up there, and you guys can salivate

Tahoe
09-17-2007, 09:44 PM
That is a cheesy good pic. LOL

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/3171/cheesygood1tj3.jpg

Zip Goshboots
09-17-2007, 09:45 PM
It is. I think when he posed for it, he was like 73 or something.

Tahoe
09-17-2007, 09:48 PM
He's got game

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/7656/tjoe5.jpg

Tahoe
09-17-2007, 09:49 PM
Or money

Uncle Mxy
09-18-2007, 04:01 AM
That's Catherine Zeta-Jones.
He's probably not tapping that unless she's into old people.
Oh wait... doh!
http://shinymedia.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/12/zetaandtheoap.jpg

Zip Goshboots
09-18-2007, 09:22 AM
http://www.abc.net.au/newcastle/stories/m821333.jpg

I'd say that Mr Jones has serious game.

Glenn
09-18-2007, 09:25 AM
Serious belt buckles, that's for sure.

Zip Goshboots
09-19-2007, 11:28 AM
http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/tom%20jones%20sir%20tom%20jones.jpg

If Zmed and Baio want to compare abs and speedos, then I give you Mr TOM JONES!!!

Zip Goshboots
09-19-2007, 01:14 PM
http://www.cas.ohiou.edu/pols/walesinternship/images/tom_jones.jpg

This should obliterate Scott Baio enthusiasts

Glenn
09-19-2007, 02:01 PM
Mesh shirts are very underrated.

Zip Goshboots
09-19-2007, 02:58 PM
http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/D20060805/950_852332710_162_H021741_L.jpg

Tom Jones says "I SHIT bigger than Scott Baio"

Timone
09-19-2007, 03:01 PM
That and if you believe Pam Anderson when she says Scott's a little bit, um, early.

Zip Goshboots
09-20-2007, 08:54 AM
Baio couldn;t hold it long enough while boffing Pam Anderson? That's like saying I won the lottery and then spent too much money on my house.
The fact that Baio got some o' dat at all is good enough. Shit, I'd blow my wad unzipping my pants if she was laying on my bed with no clothes on.

Zip Goshboots
09-20-2007, 01:01 PM
http://i.rollingstone.com/assets/rs/9/2883/images/64539_lg.jpg

Tom Jones hangs with the ladies while Scott Baio parties with Gary Coleman.
I think Jones is working on a boner in this shot.

Fraserburn
09-20-2007, 01:04 PM
Tom Jones hangs with the ladies while Scott Baio parties with Gary Coleman.
I think Jones is working on a boner in this shot.

Where did Tom buy his special "Space Suit"?
did he get that at space camp

Glenn
09-20-2007, 01:05 PM
again with the mesh shirt

TJ loves him some TJ chest hair

I like the roll of quarters in his front pocket, too.

Zip Goshboots
09-21-2007, 08:27 AM
http://www.stylevenue.com/uploads/images_products_large/824.gif

Tom Jones says: "Gentlemen, being this sexy doesn't come easy; sometimes you gotta sacrifice for the sexy. Sometimes you can work and improve the sexy. I don't take the sexy for granted. Any sexy men out there know what I mean. And I ain't talkin' bout no Scott Baio"

Big Swami
09-21-2007, 08:41 AM
How in the world has this not appeared in the thread yet?

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Zip Goshboots
09-21-2007, 08:43 AM
What a sell out: He copped to Will Smiff, didn't even finish out the song. That's weak.

Big Swami
09-21-2007, 12:30 PM
Will Smiff
WELCOME TA ERF

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/id4willsmith.gif

Glenn
09-21-2007, 12:53 PM
Sir Tom Jones is a knight.

Scott Baio is a Republican.

Advantage: Jones

Big Swami
09-21-2007, 01:06 PM
Aha! That explains why Baio is always so awkward and uptight. Seriously, could there be two more different people?

Zip Goshboots
09-21-2007, 08:53 PM
Sir Tom Jones is a knight.

Scott Baio is a Republican.

Advantage: Jones

Glenn, though you are correct, you shouldn;t make that kind of post without a tribute photograph

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41500000/jpg/_41500212_beefeaters_pa.jpg

Zip Goshboots
09-21-2007, 10:09 PM
gvmyTZEqlo8

Zip Goshboots
09-22-2007, 02:38 PM
Check dis shit out: YOWSA! This type of sexy could cause quite a hullabaloo!

http://blogs.tampabay.com/popmusic/images/2007/04/04/tj_painting.jpeg

Zip Goshboots
09-24-2007, 10:36 AM
A little dance move for y'all...

http://www.coolvariety.com/programming/images/Tjones1.jpg

Big Swami
09-24-2007, 01:07 PM
A little dance move for y'all...

http://www.coolvariety.com/programming/images/Tjones1.jpg
"I just shagged those birds back there, and you're next."

Zip Goshboots
09-24-2007, 01:25 PM
"I just shagged those birds back there, and you're next."
"And I'm wearing my mesh shirt again"

Zip Goshboots
09-24-2007, 01:41 PM
k9HnRDLTIJ8

Glenn
09-24-2007, 01:46 PM
Jones is turning this showdown with Baio into a laugher.

Is there a mercy rule?

About the only thing that can keep Baio in the game is a few choice YouTube scenes from Zapped!

Can we get Heather Locklear's sweater popping open or the scene where they find the huge stash of pot growing in the classroom?

edit- Heather Thomas, not Locklear

also- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SavZCfRuQmc roughly the 3:30 mark

Zip Goshboots
09-24-2007, 02:01 PM
Glenn, unfortunately for Baio, Jones has been tutored by Steve Spurrier.
This thing may get downright horrible before it's over.

Big Swami
09-24-2007, 03:07 PM
The Welsh Elvis kills again.

Zip Goshboots
09-25-2007, 01:02 AM
At the magical stroke of midnight, we now bring down the curtain on what once was Scott Baio.
As the clock strikes twelve, Baio dies.

54rEQJlc5J8

Timone
09-25-2007, 01:08 AM
We really need to cut down on this Scott Baio-Tom Jones war before someone is killed in a drive by shooting.

Glenn
09-25-2007, 10:11 AM
Does anyone think that we could support a similar Robert Goulet thread?

Glenn
09-25-2007, 02:26 PM
Does anyone think that we could support a similar Robert Goulet thread?

4 hours later and not a bite, I'll take that as a no.

How about Ronnie James Dio?

http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/archives/ronnie_james_dio.jpg

Zip Goshboots
09-25-2007, 02:37 PM
WARNING: If you dance to this, if you get up from your desk and boogie with these two manly men, that does NOT mean you are gay!

td0wjCGYhK8

Timone
04-29-2012, 10:27 PM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y265/DiGFG/tomjones44.jpg

Glenn
04-29-2012, 10:40 PM
What a great package!


That blue two cushion set is breathtaking!

Vinny
04-29-2012, 11:08 PM
SEX BOMB!

Timone
05-09-2013, 10:03 PM
ON LENO TONIGHT

WON'T BE WATCHING BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING LENO

Glenn
02-09-2017, 08:47 PM
Priscilla ‘Dating’ Tom Jones - The Daily Beast
https://apple.news/A7UQOPgEEMS2g9RO9ICprbQ

Tahoe
02-10-2017, 07:02 PM
I still wonder which of you were Zip?

Timone
03-01-2017, 07:54 AM
https://68.media.tumblr.com/ec6b12d075cbbc8bf46af7c40a285f1e/tumblr_o9r8o6hGln1rpqdi8o1_400.jpg

SWOON!

Glenn
03-01-2017, 08:25 AM
So baller.

Timone
03-01-2017, 08:28 AM
This is a fun read: http://thequietus.com/articles/08750-tom-jones-favourite-albums


Ron Pile
May 17, 2012 5:05pm

He really does like the word tremendous doesn't he?