Imagine you can invite to dinner any three people who have ever lived. Who would it be, and why?

Can they all be chicks?

Ron Artest, Stephon Marbury, and Gilbert Arenas.

I just want to see some crazy shit go down.

Can they all be chicks?

yes

Okay, then I'll go with three super hot, pre-paid and disease-free high society prostitutes.

That's a dinner party.

The G Brothers.

Zip Goshboots and Bukdow...I guess I'll just include myself as the third person.

Imagine you can invite to dinner any three people who have ever lived. Who would it be, and why?

Lets see...It has to be 'people' who have 'lived'???

So you're saying Bugs Bunny is out?

I was going to go with Yosemite Sam, Wylie Coyote and Bugs.

Lets see...It has to be 'people' who have 'lived'???

So you're saying Bugs Bunny is out?

I was going to go with Yosemite Sam, Wylie Coyote and Bugs.


Yes, they have to have lived.

Geez, what a sorry lot you are.

I keep waiting for someone to come up with something at least mildly interesting, like, say, Abraham Lincoln, John Wilkes Booth, and Robert E. Lee; or Adolph Hitler, Joseph Stalin, and Franklin Delano Roosevelt; hell I'd even take O.J. Simpson, Nicole Simpson, and Kaeto Kaelin over the sorry suggestions so far.

Step up your game fellas . . . .

The G Brothers.

MoTown is the shit.

Yes, they have to have lived.

Geez, what a sorry lot you are.

I keep waiting for someone to come up with something at least mildly interesting, like, say, Abraham Lincoln, John Wilkes Booth, and Robert E. Lee; or Adolph Hitler, Joseph Stalin, and Franklin Delano Roosevelt; hell I'd even take O.J. Simpson, Nicole Simpson, and Kaeto Kaelin over the sorry suggestions so far.

Step up your game fellas . . . .

I'll assume goats don't count....

Okay okay.... here it goes.....

.............*

.......!!!!


Vince Lombardi, Steve McQueen, and Raquel Welch (circa 1966).

Okay okay.... here it goes.....

.............*

.......!!!!


Vince Lombardi, Steve McQueen, and Raquel Welch (circa 1966).



Now we're talkin'!!!!

Props to Denny for taking the plunge. Who's next?

Elvis Presley, Marilyn Chambers, and Osama Bin Laden.

I'd invite Jeffrey Dahmer, but that might be a bad idea, because then I'd BE dinner!
"COOK! Where's my hasenphepher?"

#1: My dead grandmother, because there's so many personal things I'd like to talk with her about now that I'm an adult. And, she cooks well, something I'm not especially good at.

#2: Ben Franklin: I'd make sure I had every Supreme Court judgement that invokes the Founding Fathers handy, with $100 bills as bookmarks. I'd love to see his reaction to the science of the future, science he helped shaped. I'd try to slip him enough future science so he can reinvent our reality, assuming he wasn't a time traveller from some distant future.

#3 really depends on the parameters of the invite. I'd try to invite figures such as Jesus Christ, Adam (hey, want some apple pie?), Buddha, an alien who can speak English, maybe Shakespeare, etc. just to see if they actually existed, assuming it doesn't burn an invite if they don't exist. I'd want to know if a dinner party could involve a bedroom experience with one of the dinner party. I'd steer clear of most historical figures who didn't speak English. Hitler at a dinner party sounds like a real drag.

I think, Moxie, that an invite to this most surreal of evenings would mean that everyone in attendance spoke the same language.
I am also wondering why you'd invite anyone from your last paragraph: NONE of them spoke English except for The Bard.
But, of course, why English? Why no thave everyone speak Latin, or Japanese?

I'd go Bob Dylan, Muhammad Ali and JFK.

Brittney Spears, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie or OR Kid Pebble, Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson.

I think, Moxie, that an invite to this most surreal of evenings would mean that everyone in attendance spoke the same language.
I am also wondering why you'd invite anyone from your last paragraph: NONE of them spoke English except for The Bard.
Yeah, but most of the others are various flavors of supernatural being who might well understand all language, read my mind, etc. If I could use the invite mechanism as a way to confirm whether or not certain "supernatural" entities existed, I'd hack the rules and cycle through the lot of 'em hoping to find some entity who really existed.


But, of course, why English? Why no thave everyone speak Latin, or Japanese?
Purely a personal bias. Even if there was a "mutual understanding" aura that persisted throughout the dinner party. Would that necessarily mean that I could express what I found. English isn't the greatest language for some concepts, but it's the language I understand best.

But you'd have to admit, that is a tall order to expect Adam to learn English after all these years.
Same thing with Jesus. He spoke Aramaic, and English wasn;t even invented when he was around. What the hell, you you think he's god or something?

Albert Einstein, Shaq, Ernie Harwell

Me, me when I'm pissed off, me when I'm horny as fuck.

Then I'd have a discussion with myself on how not to fuck things up all the time.

Me, me when I'm pissed off, me when I'm horny as fuck.

Then I'd have a discussion with myself on how not to fuck things up all the time.

cogent advice for oneself.

OK, let's try a more serious attempt:

Hypatia
Gotama Buddha
Pete Maravich

cogent advice for oneself.

Maybe it's time for a "Cogent" subforum.

We could discuss all things dealing with cogentality.

If it's a true "WTF" dinner party...I'll go with Glenn, Tre, and Zip. Now that would be fun.

If it's a true "WTF" dinner party...I'll go with Glenn, Tre, and Zip. Now that would be fun.

I'd rather see Gutz,thekid, and tre.

Kate Beckinsale, Tucker Carlson, and the Miller High Life guy would be a great dinner

Kate Beckinsale, Tucker Carlson, and the Miller High Life guy would be a great dinner

Caller, go ahead.

Hi, I wanted to know if I'm living the High Life. Listen - I'm sitting here and there's this hot girl here...

Sounds good, go on.

And there's also a conservative pundit with a mild lisp rocking a sport jacket and bow tie -

Next caller.

But the thing is...

NEXT CALLER.

Maybe it's time for a "Cogent" subforum.

We could discuss all things dealing with cogentality.

What was that... Kojak?

http://www.coucoucircus.org/series/images-series/kojak2.jpg

Kajagoogoo?
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/kajagoogoo.jpg

New Hungry Howies opened up located on my route home. So good, but now I'm bloated.

Weak bump.

Searched for 'dinner'. I am not currently eating or thinking about eating.

I'd like to have dinner with all the Motowns.

I'm having fried chicken at my place before going to the game...

Ooops! Overdid it. It's dried chicken now!

Uncle Ruslan and Aunt Maret. No need for a third person.