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Zip Goshboots
09-11-2007, 10:17 PM
I have seen the light, men! It's time, like Tre says, to look at Mike Hart's mistakes. We already have the "Mike Hart is a Problem Thread", started by my good friend Joel. Now it is time for the "Mike Hart Mistake Thread". Admit Mike Hart's mistakes, and you will feel better.
If this works, there are about what, 84 other Michigan Wolverines who are making mistakes as we speak?

Here it is. Mike Hart mistake #1: When he was four, he spilled some orange juice on his Auntie Jujubee's cat, and didn't tell her about it. This fact has been discovered due to the great work of "Sparty SlimSnot", the Green and White Avenger of the "MSU Inferiority Complex Forum.Com". Seems he ran across some guy at the homeless shelter in Brunky's Polyp, Georgia. This guy says he knew Mike Hart back in New York, and they used to run around town causing all kinds of trouble like this.
I'm sure we'll get more dirt on Hart before the week is out.

b-diddy
09-11-2007, 10:26 PM
good, real good. the faults of mike hart shall illuminate the perfections of myself, doc tre, joel, and the entire spartan football team. i love threads like these, because lets face it, our supperiority just isnt recognized enough.

i'll keep the ball rolling. i've heard mike hart say some things that i wouldnt exactly label as "cogent". i dont think i need to say anything more...

Zip Goshboots
09-13-2007, 09:20 PM
http://dontcostnothing.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/stacykeibler_donkeyhuge.jpg

Zip Goshboots
09-15-2007, 05:11 PM
http://image60.webshots.com/160/6/90/18/418669018YZHIjg_ph.jpg

Timone
09-15-2007, 07:55 PM
Opening his big mouth before the game vs. ND and following it up with 187 yards on 35 carries and 2 TDs. What a douche.

Zip Goshboots
09-16-2007, 09:53 AM
Can't believe I found this photo of Mike Hart on the intranets:

http://cache.gridskipper.com/assets/resources/2007/01/riogirl.jpg

Zip Goshboots
09-17-2007, 06:08 AM
http://www.keepingupwithjonas.com/keeping_up_with_jonas/images/2007/06/13/oceanic_4.jpg

OK, so maybe Mike Hart CAN'T fly an airplane.

Zip Goshboots
09-22-2007, 02:41 PM
Not really sure why Hart posed for this picture, but what the hell, you're only young once!!!

http://blip.tv/uploadedFiles/Daveandtom-EroticStory125.jpg

Timone
09-22-2007, 02:55 PM
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Does this make me gay?

Glenn
09-23-2007, 07:58 AM
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Does this make me gay?

No.

But I'm pretty sure that there are other things that do.

Big Swami
09-23-2007, 09:41 PM
http://dontcostnothing.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/stacykeibler_donkeyhuge.jpg

God damn, white girl got back!

Zip Goshboots
09-23-2007, 11:37 PM
Mike Hart just wanted to preach...but he married that bitch!

http://sbno.illicitohio.com/heritage/otherpics/theplayers.jpg

Timone
09-26-2007, 03:44 AM
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Does this make me gay?


http://dutchdefence.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/fag.jpg

Timone
11-04-2007, 02:40 PM
What the fuck was Mouth Hart thinking picking up that fumble?

Zip Goshboots
11-04-2007, 02:42 PM
Seriously. AND evading yet another flailing Sparty to pick up the first down that probably sealed their fate.

"Even when I fuck up, good things happen"--Mike Hart

Timone
11-04-2007, 06:32 PM
http://a861.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/26/l_be249ed762bfcc190439dc6d04b1a48c.jpg