Power Rank anything you want to.

1. Shock
2. Federer
100. Tigers

Lock it down.

Top MLB Perez's
1. Tony
2. Pascual, Melido and Carlos
3. Odalis
4. Timo ^
Last. Neifi


^ rising

Top College Football Powerhouses
1. MSU
2. USC
3. Appalachian St.
4. Florida
5. GVSU
36. Walmart Wolverines

Top Presidents:


1. Lincoln
2. JFK
3. FDR
4. Washington
5. Jefferson
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43. GWB

Top College Football Powerhouses
1. MSU
2. USC
3. Appalachian St.
4. Florida
5. GVSU
36. Walmart Wolverines


Fuck U 5th.

Top Presidents:


1. Lincoln
2. JFK
3. FDR
4. Washington
5. Jefferson
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43. GWB

Washington is number 1 because he was given the key to the nation and gave them back when his time was done instread of doing what all great war leaders had done until his time and just taken over the country, proclaimed himself emporer, and destroyed the world's greatest democracy before it even began. Getting shot in the head is nice and all but it ain't no second.

2003 NBA draft lottery anyone?

Washington is number 1 because he was given the key to the nation and gave them back when his time was done instread of doing what all great war leaders had done until his time and just taken over the country, proclaimed himself emporer, and destroyed the world's greatest democracy before it even began. Getting shot in the head is nice and all but it ain't no second.
The point wasn't to debate the top 5. It was to prove a point about GWB.

I acutally read something about a panel of political experts and JFK was ranked near the bottom half of the top 10 (maybe 8th i think). They had Lincoln, FDR, Washington, Jefferson and Teddy as their top 5 i think.

1. Ass
2. Boobs
3. Eyes
4. Legs
5. Good job
127. Good personality

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Swami's Top 5 Preznits:

5. George Washington. He formulated the entire look and feel of the American presidency. He made sure that the American President behaved with humility, and he was very cautious about getting an inflated sense of dignity. He acknowledged that he was not born to be a political leader, so he encouraged vigorous debate in the Cabinet, and listened to many different opinions before making a firm decision. He was very careful not to let the Presidency get infected with a lust for power.
Great quote: A government is like fire, a handy servant, but a dangerous master.

4. Theodore Roosevelt. A man of adventure and energy, and certainly not a man beholden to his political party. He was dynamic and politically progressive. He was a sickly child from a rich family, but you'd never think it. He was fiercely independent, hated the influence of corporations over the government, and repeatedly spat in the face of people who expected favors from him. He established the first meaningful economic, labor and environmental regulations. But my favorite two things about Teddy Roosevelt: first, he was the only president to kill a panther in a knife fight while in office; second, he lost the sight in one eye after one too many fights in his White House boxing ring, and he promised his doctor he would give up boxing - so he started taking Ju Jitsu lessons.
Great quote: It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, because there is no effort without error or shortcoming, but who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself for a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows, in the end, the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat.

3. Thomas Jefferson. He was our nation's first and last scientifically literate president. He made several important scientific discoveries himself, as well as being a rather good political philosopher, and in addition to his passionate and inspiring writing. He crafted the Declaration of Independence, the Jefferson Bible (the Gospels had all the miracles edited out), and was probably the single force behind the separation of church and state. He was a true man of the Enlightenment, and even the ownership of slaves can only cast a small shadow on his legacy.
Great quote: it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.

2. Lincoln. A lot of politicians run for office now claiming to be a "Washinton outsider," but there was only really one outsider, and that was Lincoln. He was derided as an idealistic hick when the newly-formed Republican Party put him forward as their presidential candidate in 1860, but the South took him seriously enough that they used his election to justify secession. Many presidents hated slavery, but he was the first to draw a line in the sand, and fully understand the consequences. He was also probably the last man of decency to hold the office of President; most that came after were tainted by corruption or ethical compromise.
Great quote: But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

1. FDR. How many goddamn kids born in the 40s and 50s were named Frank or Franklin? FDR was the president who managed to inherit a country in economic collapse and on the brink of war, and died with the nation on its way to victory and enormous economic growth. His New Deal showed what America can do when it is at its best, and his Fireside Chats made him the first president to communicate regularly with the public. He was the reason presidents can now only be elected to 2 terms - FDR won 4 presidential elections, and we would have voted him God if we could have. He was the president of results - no other president has had such a huge task set ahead of him and no other president has overcome that task with such success.
Great quote: First of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself - nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance.

GREATEST THREAD IDEA EVER! Glenn 4 ROY!

Greatest Glenn thread creations
(Note: I don't use their official names).

5)The Mt.Rushmore Thread
4)The Official Mateen Cleaves Thread
3)The What's for Lunch/What are you listening to Threads
2)The LOL @ threads as a group
1)The Hit It or Quit It Thread

1) You
0) Me
-1) Everyone else

Brown paint brush

Brown paint brush

cogent

Zip Goshboots Top Five Presidents:

5. James Buchanan: Our nations first gay president. Apparently his "fiance" died at a young age, and his sister ran the White House for him. He remained a, um, "bachelor" for life.

4. JFK: No doubt, he who fucks Marilyn Monroe and many others while President rates high on any scale. A true playa who ran around DC like he just didn't cay-uh!

3. US Grant: His appetite for booze is legendary, topped only by his appetite for cigars and killing southern slave holders. Should be higher, but his tactics of throwing northern boys into the fire with reckless abandon makes me wince.

2. George Washington: Rumors abound that he may have actually died from complications of or relating to syphilis. The boy got around. Kicked a little British ass, then picked up more than a little American ass.

1. Thomas Jefferson: Well, what can you say? He put the "Jungle" in "Jungle Fever"! YES! A man after my own heart. Were it not for Jefferson, Washington would have fathered the most bi racial children of any president. Jefferson definitely lacked a certain OOMPH, though, cowtowing to slaveholding interests, prone to headaches and diarrhea, not really a man of action, but plenty of conviction. He and Sally Hemming and so many others: The REAL father of this country!

If we're talking about the conquest of bitches, JFK is like the Tiger Woods of presidential poon. He actually had a medical condition that forced him to take huge amounts of hormones, and this made him pretty much impossible to satisfy. He makes Bubba look like McLovin.

You might have noticed that Bubba didn't make the list.
I'm the President.
You are an intern who has been after me for months.
I'm the most powerful man in the world.
My wife is hideous.
You're impressed by me almost as much as I am.
You SWALLOW, beeyotch.

How the fuck do you get a blow job, and with all that in your favor, you pull out?
Clinton's a puttz.

1. Nike
2. Adidas

1. wtfdetroit forums
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100. ESPN forums
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1000. Mlive forums

1. Cogent
2. Super Cogent
3. Cogently
4. Cogency
5. Pleather

One from Glenn Jr....

1. Yo Gabba Gabba
2. Go Diego Go!
3. Little Einsteins
4. Dora the Explorer
5. Jack's Big Music Show

I like this thread, could end up being one of my all-time favorites if it lives up to its potential, so far so good.

Thanks for playing, guys.

(Also, you are so right about the Mt. Rushmore thread, Fool. That thing should have been destined for greatness. Not sure why it never caught on.)

(Also, that Teddy Roosevelt quote contains what might be the longest sentence that I have ever seen.)

1. Larry
2. Moe
3. Curly
4. Shemp
5. Curly Joe

1. Post #26
2. Post #22
3. Post #24
4. Post #23
5. Post #25

1. Laimbeer
2. Isiah
3. Bob Lanier
4. Microwave
5. Bing

1. Ofay
2. Peckerwood
3. Honkey
4. Cracker
5. Devil

1. Canker sores
2. Mosquito bites
3. sore throat
4. biting a fingernail too low
5. chancres on your penis

Swami's Top 5 Preznits:

5. George Washington. He formulated the entire look and feel of the American presidency. He made sure that the American President behaved with humility, and he was very cautious about getting an inflated sense of dignity. He acknowledged that he was not born to be a political leader, so he encouraged vigorous debate in the Cabinet, and listened to many different opinions before making a firm decision. He was very careful not to let the Presidency get infected with a lust for power.
Great quote: A government is like fire, a handy servant, but a dangerous master.

4. Theodore Roosevelt. A man of adventure and energy, and certainly not a man beholden to his political party. He was dynamic and politically progressive. He was a sickly child from a rich family, but you'd never think it. He was fiercely independent, hated the influence of corporations over the government, and repeatedly spat in the face of people who expected favors from him. He established the first meaningful economic, labor and environmental regulations. But my favorite two things about Teddy Roosevelt: first, he was the only president to kill a panther in a knife fight while in office; second, he lost the sight in one eye after one too many fights in his White House boxing ring, and he promised his doctor he would give up boxing - so he started taking Ju Jitsu lessons.
Great quote: It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, because there is no effort without error or shortcoming, but who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself for a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows, in the end, the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat.

3. Thomas Jefferson. He was our nation's first and last scientifically literate president. He made several important scientific discoveries himself, as well as being a rather good political philosopher, and in addition to his passionate and inspiring writing. He crafted the Declaration of Independence, the Jefferson Bible (the Gospels had all the miracles edited out), and was probably the single force behind the separation of church and state. He was a true man of the Enlightenment, and even the ownership of slaves can only cast a small shadow on his legacy.
Great quote: it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.

2. Lincoln. A lot of politicians run for office now claiming to be a "Washinton outsider," but there was only really one outsider, and that was Lincoln. He was derided as an idealistic hick when the newly-formed Republican Party put him forward as their presidential candidate in 1860, but the South took him seriously enough that they used his election to justify secession. Many presidents hated slavery, but he was the first to draw a line in the sand, and fully understand the consequences. He was also probably the last man of decency to hold the office of President; most that came after were tainted by corruption or ethical compromise.
Great quote: But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

post of the year???...!!!

the thing about lincoln is that history has judged him favorably of some pretty unforgivable acts (marshall law?). jr should be so lucky that historians take terrorism as seriously as slavery.

and for your fdr quote, it sticks out like a sore thumb with pretty much any jr quote since 9/11 "be afraid!".



1. FDR. How many goddamn kids born in the 40s and 50s were named Frank or Franklin? FDR was the president who managed to inherit a country in economic collapse and on the brink of war, and died with the nation on its way to victory and enormous economic growth. His New Deal showed what America can do when it is at its best, and his Fireside Chats made him the first president to communicate regularly with the public. He was the reason presidents can now only be elected to 2 terms - FDR won 4 presidential elections, and we would have voted him God if we could have. He was the president of results - no other president has had such a huge task set ahead of him and no other president has overcome that task with such success.
Great quote: First of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself - nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance.

Swami's Top 5 Preznits:

5. George Washington. He formulated the entire look and feel of the American presidency. He made sure that the American President behaved with humility, and he was very cautious about getting an inflated sense of dignity. He acknowledged that he was not born to be a political leader, so he encouraged vigorous debate in the Cabinet, and listened to many different opinions before making a firm decision. He was very careful not to let the Presidency get infected with a lust for power.
Great quote: A government is like fire, a handy servant, but a dangerous master.

4. Theodore Roosevelt. A man of adventure and energy, and certainly not a man beholden to his political party. He was dynamic and politically progressive. He was a sickly child from a rich family, but you'd never think it. He was fiercely independent, hated the influence of corporations over the government, and repeatedly spat in the face of people who expected favors from him. He established the first meaningful economic, labor and environmental regulations. But my favorite two things about Teddy Roosevelt: first, he was the only president to kill a panther in a knife fight while in office; second, he lost the sight in one eye after one too many fights in his White House boxing ring, and he promised his doctor he would give up boxing - so he started taking Ju Jitsu lessons.
Great quote: It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, because there is no effort without error or shortcoming, but who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself for a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows, in the end, the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat.

3. Thomas Jefferson. He was our nation's first and last scientifically literate president. He made several important scientific discoveries himself, as well as being a rather good political philosopher, and in addition to his passionate and inspiring writing. He crafted the Declaration of Independence, the Jefferson Bible (the Gospels had all the miracles edited out), and was probably the single force behind the separation of church and state. He was a true man of the Enlightenment, and even the ownership of slaves can only cast a small shadow on his legacy.
Great quote: it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.

2. Lincoln. A lot of politicians run for office now claiming to be a "Washinton outsider," but there was only really one outsider, and that was Lincoln. He was derided as an idealistic hick when the newly-formed Republican Party put him forward as their presidential candidate in 1860, but the South took him seriously enough that they used his election to justify secession. Many presidents hated slavery, but he was the first to draw a line in the sand, and fully understand the consequences. He was also probably the last man of decency to hold the office of President; most that came after were tainted by corruption or ethical compromise.
Great quote: But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

1. FDR. How many goddamn kids born in the 40s and 50s were named Frank or Franklin? FDR was the president who managed to inherit a country in economic collapse and on the brink of war, and died with the nation on its way to victory and enormous economic growth. His New Deal showed what America can do when it is at its best, and his Fireside Chats made him the first president to communicate regularly with the public. He was the reason presidents can now only be elected to 2 terms - FDR won 4 presidential elections, and we would have voted him God if we could have. He was the president of results - no other president has had such a huge task set ahead of him and no other president has overcome that task with such success.
Great quote: First of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself - nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance.

post of the year???...!!!

the thing about lincoln is that history has judged him favorably of some pretty unforgivable acts (marshall law?). jr should be so lucky that historians take terrorism as seriously as slavery.

and for your fdr quote, it sticks out like a sore thumb with pretty much any jr quote since 9/11 "be afraid!".

Zip Goshboots Top Five Presidents:

5. James Buchanan: Our nations first gay president. Apparently his "fiance" died at a young age, and his sister ran the White House for him. He remained a, um, "bachelor" for life.

4. JFK: No doubt, he who fucks Marilyn Monroe and many others while President rates high on any scale. A true playa who ran around DC like he just didn't cay-uh!

3. US Grant: His appetite for booze is legendary, topped only by his appetite for cigars and killing southern slave holders. Should be higher, but his tactics of throwing northern boys into the fire with reckless abandon makes me wince.

2. George Washington: Rumors abound that he may have actually died from complications of or relating to syphilis. The boy got around. Kicked a little British ass, then picked up more than a little American ass.

1. Thomas Jefferson: Well, what can you say? He put the "Jungle" in "Jungle Fever"! YES! A man after my own heart. Were it not for Jefferson, Washington would have fathered the most bi racial children of any president. Jefferson definitely lacked a certain OOMPH, though, cowtowing to slaveholding interests, prone to headaches and diarrhea, not really a man of action, but plenty of conviction. He and Sally Hemming and so many others: The REAL father of this country!

a close second !!!

Top 5 Fast Food burger joints

1. In-N-Out
2. Wendys
3. White Castle
4. Burger King
5. McDonalds

http://www.in-n-out.com/images/home_center.jpg

I've never had In-N-Out, but Wendys deserves more love than they get for sure.

Top 5 secondary characters in a comedy series

1. Fonzie
2. Frank Burns
3. Barney Fife
4. Colonel Henry Blake
5. Cliff the Mailman

I'm so impressed by the gigantoid brains on all you guys and your presidential knowledge.

Astounding to say the least.

Well, No Quarter, here's one more for you:

Top 5 Left Handed Presidents

1. Bill Clinton
"I can actually jerk off wtih both hands"
2. FDR
"Eleanor, look! I can smoke AND drink while bitch slapping Truman, that little shit"
3. James K Polk
"What I really want to do is become Speaker of the House"
4. Wiliam Henry Harrison
"My God, I really DO look like Barnabas Collins"
5. Thomas Jefferson
"You know, if you are banging one of your slaves, she really can't get pissed off and leave you when she catches you banging another one"

I've never had In-N-Out, but Wendys deserves more love than they get for sure.

Whhaaaaaaaat??

Next time you're on the left coast, you need to find an In-N-Out and order a double double animal style. No other fast food burger compares.

You might have noticed that Bubba didn't make the list.
I'm the President.
You are an intern who has been after me for months.
I'm the most powerful man in the world.
My wife is hideous.
You're impressed by me almost as much as I am.
You SWALLOW, beeyotch.

How the fuck do you get a blow job, and with all that in your favor, you pull out?
Clinton's a puttz.
There could be plenty of explanations for that.

Maybe he blew a big load and her mouth couldn't hold it all.
Maybe she gagged on his shit.
Maybe she's just sloppy and get it everywhere.
Maybe he's got a thing for shooting it on his women.


This could go on for hours.

Well, No Quarter, here's one more for you:

Top 5 Left Handed Presidents

1. Bill Clinton
"I can actually jerk off wtih both hands"
2. FDR
"Eleanor, look! I can smoke AND drink while bitch slapping Truman, that little shit"
3. James K Polk
"What I really want to do is become Speaker of the House"
4. Wiliam Henry Harrison
"My God, I really DO look like Barnabas Collins"
5. Thomas Jefferson
"You know, if you are banging one of your slaves, she really can't get pissed off and leave you when she catches you banging another one"

I can neither confirm nor deny the fact that I have no clue if these guys are actually left handed.

I can neither confirm nor deny the fact that I have no clue if these guys are actually left handed.
I know a couple of them aren't.

the thing about lincoln is that history has judged him favorably of some pretty unforgivable acts (marshall law?). jr should be so lucky that historians take terrorism as seriously as slavery.

Another negative thing that a lot of people point out about Lincoln was the Emancipation Proclamation. If you read it, it doesn't actually free the slaves. It took a Constitutional amendment for that to happen. The Emancipation Proclamation is only an executive order freeing the slaves in states that are in rebellion. There were four slaveholding states that did not rebel (Maryland, Delaware, Missouri and Kentucky) and they got to keep their slaves for the duration of the war. And because the Rebs couldn't be bothered to give a shit about Abraham Lincoln, they didn't observe the Emancipation Proclamation. It was pretty much an exercise in futility. If Lincoln really wanted to take decisive action, he could have freed the slaves in Maryland, Delaware, Kentucky and Missouri. But he was concerned that if those states were forced to free their slaves, they'd join the South, so he gambled on a strategic decision and made what is essentially an empty gesture toward abolitionists.

Another thing that a lot of people point out is that Lincoln himself did not seem to have much love for black people. He had some black friends, but for the most part he found them distasteful. I know this sounds strange, but I think that just makes him an even more amazing President - he was able to disregard his personal prejudices and do the right thing when it needed doing.


and for your fdr quote, it sticks out like a sore thumb with pretty much any jr quote since 9/11 "be afraid!".

It seems impossible now, but once upon a time our leaders wanted us to be happy and confident. That got chipped away gradually and pretty much disappeared by the 1980s.

1. Laimbeer
2. Isiah
3. Bob Lanier
4. Microwave
5. Bing
I'll take #3-5 as coaches over #2. :)

1. Laimbeer
2. Isiah
3. Bob Lanier
4. Microwave
5. Bing
I'll take #3-5 as general managers over #2. :)

Greatest American politicians who were never President:

1) Ben Franklin
2) RFK
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27,426,812) Mayor Quimby

Top 4 rules of real estate

1. Location
2. Location
3. Location
4. Away from Wal Mart

Top erogenous zones of the male body:

1. Penis

Seriously ladies, please pick up a goddamn clue somewhere.

(Also, you are so right about the Mt. Rushmore thread, Fool. That thing should have been destined for greatness. Not sure why it never caught on.)

Top 5 Threads Fool has started.
1) Tankless Waterheaters.
2-5) Who gives a shit. The jokes over.

Top 5 Fast Food burger joints

1. In-N-Out
2. Wendys
3. White Castle
4. Burger King
5. McDonalds

http://www.in-n-out.com/images/home_center.jpg

You're such an asshole. It's midnight in Cali, and now I gotta make a burger run.

1. "Fingerbang"
2. Gutz Callahan
3. PhillipNelsonFan
4. Pharoah
5. TimBeau284692461/Mich & Tele (tie)
7. GotCrotty?
666. Low-Ki

Best poster names that have been changed at some point?

Since I'm trying to do so as much as possible, is there a way to work "cogent" into an affirmative response to your question?

Cogentively.

5. TimBeau284692461

You forgot a couple 0's, Glen.

1. Doggie
2. Missionary
3. Cowgirl
4. Standing
5. Masturbation

1. Mustard
2. Ketchup
3. Mayo
4. Salsa
5. Tabasco

Mustard is an undisputed #1.

Basically, nature's perfect food item.

Bond Girls:

1. Ursula Andress
2. Honor Blackman
3. Barbara Bach
4. Halle Berry
5. Britt Eklund

Their real names? Which were which?

Click at your own risk.

Ursula Andress
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b3/Ursula_Andress_2006-12-16-381.jpg/450px-Ursula_Andress_2006-12-16-381.jpg

Honor Blackman
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/02_1/HonorBlackmanDM_396x450.jpg

Barbra Bach
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38058000/jpg/_38058171_ringo300.jpg

Halle Berry
http://www.mi6.co.uk/livenews/images/halle_berry_pregnant.jpg

Britt Eklund
http://www.video21.com.br/galatores/brittekland/fotos/foto.jpg

Can I raise a practical question at this point?

What criteria is used to decide how much the dead Presidents in the Presidential Power Rankings rise and fall in rank each week?

Just wondering so if I see Gee-Dub shoot up three places one week, I'll know why.

Reverse cowgirl #1.

Their real names? Which were which?

Click at your own risk.

Ursula Andress
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b3/Ursula_Andress_2006-12-16-381.jpg/450px-Ursula_Andress_2006-12-16-381.jpg

Honor Blackman
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/02_1/HonorBlackmanDM_396x450.jpg

Barbra Bach
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38058000/jpg/_38058171_ringo300.jpg

Halle Berry
http://www.mi6.co.uk/livenews/images/halle_berry_pregnant.jpg

Britt Eklund
http://www.video21.com.br/galatores/brittekland/fotos/foto.jpg


1. Honey Rider
2. Pussy Galore
3. Anya Amasova
4. Jinx Johnson
5. Mary Goodnight

Reverse cowgirl #1.

quotin dis

This thread seems less "power rankings" and more "Book Of Lists", FWIW.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Book_of_Lists

Pulp Fiction
Godfather2
Godfather1
Scarface
Searching for Nemo

Sushi
Chili Verde
Grilled Steak
Grilled Lobster
My cuzn's deep fried walleye in Bay City.

NBA
MLB
NFL
PGA
NHL

Top 12 things seen/smelled at the county fair earlier today
1. Missing teeth
2. Teenage girls with multiple kids
3. Large belt buckles (both being worn and FOR SALE!!)
4. Harness racing
5. Signs for "Fat Balls" (not sure what those are, but they are sold out of the same trailer as the elephant ears)
6. Manure ^
7. Tractors
8. Degenerates offering to guess your age or weight
9. Tattoos, possibly self-made
10. People spitting
11. People missing various limbs/appendages
12. *Body odor ^

*new this week

3. Large belt buckles (both being worn and FOR SALE!!)

Those are/were in with a couple Gs I know.

Top 12 things seen/smelled at the county fair earlier today
1. Missing teeth
2. Teenage girls with multiple kids
3. Large belt buckles (both being worn and FOR SALE!!)
4. Harness racing
5. Signs for "Fat Balls" (not sure what those are, but they are sold out of the same trailer as the elephant ears)
6. Manure ^
7. Tractors
8. Degenerates offering to guess your age or weight
9. Tattoos, possibly self-made
10. People spitting
11. People missing various limbs/appendages
12. *Body odor ^

*new this week

You going to the Demo Derby?

Reverse cowgirl #1.

Cleveland Steamer, bitches!

You going to the Demo Derby?

Not really my bag, but the one time that I witnessed one (about 10 years ago) it was kinda fun in a trashy kind of way.

1. WTF Random Picture Thread
2. Official WTFDetroit Movie Review Thread
3. "Things I don't get"
4. Currently listening to...
5. To hit it or not to hit it? A cavalcade of borderline women.
6. AKS MOLA1 SOME SHIT (Advice and Counseling INSIDE!)
7. The Official Cleavage Appreciation Thread
8. You can get with this or you can get with that REDUX
9. The Seemingly-Official "What's for lunch?" Thread
10. Barbaro updates (UPDATE: STILL DEAD)

Cleveland Steamer, bitches!


Someone needs to start a "sex positions" thread. I would, but starting threads just ain't my thang. i'd still take credit for it being #1 on everybody's power rankings though

1. Bonnie Bernstein
2. Erin Andrews
3. Rachel Nichols
4. Can't think of a 4th
4. Rece Davis

3. Rabbit Hunter
2. Rusty Trumpet
1. Angry Dragon

1. Cascade
2. Boner
3. Aquamarine

1. Chipotle burritos
2. Sex

1. giffman
2. everyone else

1. American [smilie=usa.gif]
2. Swiss
3. Sharp Cheddar
4. Mild Cheddar
5. Muenster ^
6. Mozzerella
7. Fromunda
8. Cottage
9. Gouda
10. Provalone

Ultimate Power.

qRuNxHqwazs

Qu8fEZbmj-M

Favorite WTF Posters:

1. Zip
2. Swami
3. Glenn
4. timbeau0805
5. WTFMICH
6. The Mailman

1. Brett Favre
2. America
3. Money
4. Family
5. Sleep
6. WTF Detroit
7. Sex
8. Alpacas
9. Golden Eagles
10. Food
11. Chris Bosh

I think it's impossible for anyone to NOT put Favre as their #1 on their power rankings and really mean it.

1. [smilie=cassell.gif]Monster movies. Up four spots to claim the number one spot, at least through 1-18-08.

2. [smilie=goodnews.gi:Writers Guild of America. Thank you for saving us all from a new season of 24-Tony Almeida zombie villain.

3. :lb:Memories of Larry Brown.

...

23. [smilie=piss2.gif]:flip:Watching Flip Saunders.

24. [smilie=image.gif]Britney Spears. I'm going to stop paying attention until she hits bottom and shares a website with Tom Sizemore.

25. [smilie=death.gif]Lame parody flicks. If you watch Meet the Spartans you will bring shame upon yourself and your clan.

1. Brett Favre
2. America
3. Money
4. Family
5. Sleep
6. WTF Detroit
7. Sex
8. Alpacas
9. Golden Eagles
10. Food
11. Chris Bosh

Fuck, I forgot Rich Rodriguez.

Time to reassess.

Fuck, I forgot Rich Rodriguez.

Time to reassess.
Just take out sleep. Its overrated.
Or family..

Sleep is NOT overrated.

It is slept on.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!

Favorite WTF Posters:

1. Zip
2. Swami
3. Glenn
4. timbeau0805
5. WTFMICH
6. The Mailman

:emo kid:

Tahoe, you're top 636 for sure.

Well, I try.

I bet I woulda been in the top thousand until Karl decided I was from Cleveland for some reason. :(

MoTown was the one who discovered that you're from Cleveland. Not me pal!

Yeah, Benedict Arnold. I find shit out, karl gots my back.

He's my enforcer.

Got that right.

http://www.colinthomas.com/assets/peopleimages/bouncer-500.jpg

Ok, MoTown, where did you get Cleveland from? Like I said, never even been there. I have some friends that moved to Cuyahoga Falls, I think that may be near Cleveland, but I have no idea.

Didn't you read the beginning of the thread dedicated to you in the terrordome? That's how I figured it out. It's not hard to spot a spy. Especially a smelly one from Cleveland.

Proof Zekyl's from Cleveland:

http://www81.blibs.com/editor/working/120054348879778?3831885382

Absolute Worst Shows on Television:

10) American Idol
9) Gossip Girl
8) One Tree Hill
7) Grey's Anatomy
6) Crowned: The Mother of All Pageants
5) All the Dancing Shows
4) The Hills
3) Parking Wars (Seriously it's a show about parking cops on A&E)
2) Newport Harbor/Laguna Beach
1) America's Next Top Model (Why does MTV show marathons 6 out of 7 days a week of this show)

Sadly, with the exception of American Idol, the dancing shows and Parking Wars, my girlfriend watches every other show almost regularly.

Everything on TV except sports sucks IMO.

This thread needs to be revived.

Somebody rank something.

Top 5 bukdow threads:

5. Mike Hart is a Problem http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10160
4. Per WDFN: Mallett to transfer http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11119
3. Question for the UM fans http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10387
2. Does Harbaugh have an axe to grind? http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9873
1. Let me enlighten you http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10620

Top 5 DrTre11 threads:

5. I want Telfair as a Piston http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9155
4. Drew Stanton a Lion!!!!!!!!!!!111111 http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9190
3. DrTre vs. Zip Goshboots http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9505
2. OGT: Appalachian State shocks Michigan and the Nation http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10096
1. DrTre Insider: Keith Nichol http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7897

Those are very good.

Thanks!

I thought for sure that the Dar Tucker thread would make it.

Thanks Glenn, glad you enjoyed. I was going to fix up my rankings of DrTre's posts and include the Nike/Adidas thread (it was going to tie the Insider: Keith Nichol thread for #1), but apparently he wasn't the one who started it...

1. Jake Peavy
2. Johnny Cueto















8,342. Mark Mulder

Gene Hackman Movies

1. Crimson Tide
2. Enemy of the State
3. Hoosiers
4. Behind Enemy Lines

Girls I Would Gouge My Eyes Out To Fuck

1. Kate Beckinsale
2. Lacey Chabert
3. Alessandra Ambrioso
4. Tyra Banks
5. Lucy Pinder
6. Angel Rain

Wil, are there any "not making the list"s?

Favorite WTF Posters:

1. Zip
2. Swami
3. Glenn
4. timbeau0805
5. WTFMICH
6. The Mailman

Note the absence of MoTown.

The Better list of Gene Hackman movies:

1. The Royal Tenebaums
2. The Heist
3. Under Suspicion
4. Mississippi Burning
5. Superman II


Gene Hackman Movies

1. Crimson Tide
2. Enemy of the State
3. Hoosiers
4. Behind Enemy Lines

Note the absence of MoTown.

It hurt a little, yes. But that post made me what I am today.

I'll admit I'm ashamed...I had Glenn in there.

Top things to do today:

1. The three s's
2. Check out my fantasy baseball team
3. Cry
4. Get insulted by Sir Douche Baggins
5. Convert to emo
6. Have an iced tea
7. Swing by Home Depot to get some light bulbs for the garage
8. Try not to think about the Tigers

4. Get insulted by Sir Douche Baggins


I don't insult you.

And with that, it's work time.

I still want to know where you work.

My personal life is just that, personal. As in I don't tell people my business (or where I do my business).

I had some time to kill as I was getting ready and decided to come back just to respond to that stupid comment.

Dumbass...

juskiddin

Somebody got up on the snarky side of the bed this morning.

Is the backseat of my car snarky?

Sounds like a story, unless it's too personal.

Back off.

I suggest you listen to him, Glenn.

Thanks MoTown, and BTW, here's the updated list:

Favorite posters:
1. MoTown
2. everyone else (in white text because they're all irrelevant)

You know I'm your second favorite poster because I give you someone to mock relentlessly.

Zekyl, I'm tired of making fun of you. I'm burned out, man.

Zekyl = DONE.

I don't know whether to [smilie=heatsmiley2: or :emo kid:

The Better list of Gene Hackman movies:

1. The Royal Tenebaums
2. The Heist
3. Under Suspicion
4. Mississippi Burning
5. Superman II


FRENCH CONNECTION FUCKERS!!!!!!

Gene Hackman Movies

1. Crimson Tide
2. Enemy of the State
3. Hoosiers
4. Behind Enemy Lines


FRENCH CONNECTION FUCKERS!!!

French Connection Fuckers.


Sounds like a porn. Not that I would know anything about that.

You bitches don't even know The French Connection? Me and Zip are going to go have breakfast at the Old Country Buffet and leave you young'uns to play your hippity hoppity music.

My top 5 Gene Hackman (though I can't seem to decide on a good order):

1. Hoosiers
2. The Conversation
3. Power
4. The French Connection
5. Unforgiven

(VERY hard to keep off the list: The Royal Tennenbaums, Superman II)

French Connection is a bit dated and slow by today standards (Edit: to someone watching it today who's never seen it) IMO but I also think it stands up enough to still be a very good movie. His role in Enenmy of the State is just a reprise of The Conversation but with the extra of a bad script and his going over the edge.

I loved his acting in Royal Tenenbaums, and just about everything that came out of his mouth was hysterically funny, but I agree that it's probably not in his top 5.

I know of and gave the French Connection and its sequal their due consideration. My not being 45 (read as: my dick still working with regularity) prevented it from being on the list.

My top 5 Gene Hackman (though I can't seem to decide on a good order):
...
2. The Conversation
I love The Conversation... that's classic 70s era goodness right there.


Superman II
I don't get the Superman II love. He was awesome as Luthor in Superman I. But Hackman refusing to work with the new director was what kept Superman II good. Half his lines are dubbed badly by someone else to try and glue Hackman with the new footage.

More than anything it's a nostalgia thing. I loved the movie as kid when I saw it. There's no logic for it, hence no way I could really put it on the list.

French Connection Fuckers.


Sounds like a porn. Not that I would know anything about that.

LOL. MoTown OWNS.

My fav GH movie is by far Bonnie and Clyde. Warren Beaty was good too, but thats for another thread.

I need to rent French Connection, I've never seen it. It's a shame too, Gene's my favorite actor. Thanks for the referrals.

The French Connection? Isn't that a store in the mall?

Sure sounds like it could be a store at The Somerset Collection.

http://www.frenchconnection.com/store+locater.htm

Wasn't the French Connection also a tag team in the 80s?

French Connection was on AMC this morning, but I had to go to work.

Lucky you.

FSN Detroit Personalities

1. Trevor Thompson- the FSND teams only token

2. John Keating

3. Shareen Sasky- Sometimes, she looks pretty cute.

4. Angie Mentink

5. Mickey York

6. Cameron Wong- 田武雄 武

7. Ryan Field

I like how Trevor always goes out on the ice before games and tries to play hockey. He's better than I thought he'd be.

Trevor sounds Canadian, so he's probably played the game before.

Angie Mentink should be on the bottom of that list. She's god awful.

Why in the Hell would you rank FSN Detroit people?

Worst cities in the World:

1. Cleveland

Why in the Hell would you rank FSN Detroit people?

They've been ranked here before, over two years ago.

In a more appropriate way, I think.

http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4667

Worst cities in the World:

7. Roseville, MI

6. Camden, NJ

5. Melvindale, MI

4. Bratislava, Slovakia

3. Grozny, Chechnya

2. Chernobyl, Ukraine

1. Cleveland

Low blow, throwing Chernobyl in there.

Where's Flint?

No offense.

Cant say nuffin bad bout mah Flintown.

Flint has a great golf course. Takes em out of the ranking

We could have a whole "worst cities" tournament just using the state of michigan.

^ :cogent:

Flintucky.

1. Flip Spiceland
2. Flip Wilson
3. flip flops
4. Lil' Flip
5. smack it up, flip it, rub it down
6. Flip Murray
7. Flip Saunders
8. Flip This House
9. flip phones
10. flipping burgers

News/Freep Headlines:

Flipped Off
Flip Out
Flip Flopped
Flip Offed
Switch of the Flip

I had "Flip Offed" on the home page about 5 minutes after the news.

It's sort of a bunny, I suppose.

A flipshit by any other name, its smell is flipshit.

Shit

Chuck Mosley

Current fave five:

Vinny x5

Favorite Black Sabbath songs:
1. Heaven and Hell
2. Children of the Sea
3. Sign of the Southern Cross
4. Letters From Earth
5. War Pigs

Things Glenn needs to do:
1. Put away my matchbox cars
2. Organize my Sega Genesis cartridges
3. Do my homework, since he wants to be such a smart ass
4. Cut the hair on my balls

Top 5 Greatest Anything:
1) Fine Women
2) Music
3) Alcohol
4) Peace
5) Power Tools

Favorite Black Sabbath songs:
1. Heaven and Hell
2. Children of the Sea
3. Sign of the Southern Cross
4. Letters From Earth
5. War Pigs

Gotta work "A bit of finger" in there somehow. Either that or "Fairies wear boots".

They could probably fight for #4 or #5. 1-3 are pretty much locks.

1. Richelle Carey
2. Sibila Vargas
3. Robin Meade
4. Erica Hill
5. Sophia Choi

1. Posh Spice
2. Ginger Spice
2a. Scary Spice
4. Baby Spice
5. Sporty Spice

6. David Beckham
This isn't 1997?

1. Richelle Carey
2. Sibila Vargas
3. Robin Meade
4. Erica Hill
5. Sophia Choi


Robin Meade is #1 on that list. And where is Adrianna Costa or Jennifer Westhoven???

Robin Meade is #1 on that list.

Could've sworn I put Richelle Carey in that #1 spot.


And where is Adrianna Costa or Jennifer Westhoven???

There's going to be snubs when you're only ranking 5.

For the record, Costa would be #6.

Best things to do on a late June evening:

1. Almost anything outside


166. Appreciate neck tats


267. Stab yourself in the face with steely knives


883. Watch playoff arena football

1,376,853. Expect Great.
1,376,854. Watch the WNBA

1,376,854. Watch the WNBA

What is your deal? Did a WNBA player steal your girlfriend once or something?

I guess I'd just much rather Expect Great.

1. UxKa's avatar.



(Seriously, every time I see one of his posts I crack up now. He could be saying that the President was raped and beaten and I'd still laugh at that overly muscular guy. Should I seek counseling or something?)

LDB's favorite movie characters:
4. Joe Huff - Stone Cold
3. Ford Fairlane - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane
2. Terry Silver - The Karate Kid III
1. Walter Sobchak - The Big Lebowski

Watch Terry ruin this kid's shit (spoiler?)
IZDFs1gziSA

"Who are you, his mother?"
"Maybe"

Wil's Favorite Actors

1. Gene Hackman
2. Jack Nicholson
3. Harvey Keitel
4. Morgan Freeman
5. Denzel Washington


Wil's Favorite Movies

1. The Shining
2. Crimson Tide
3. The Godfather
4. Se7en
5. 12 Angry Men

wow, you really like old guys

LDB's least favorite shows:
4. Jerry Springer
3. Friends (and I've never even watched a full episode)
2. Home Improvement
1. NFL Live

Metro-Detroit Malls

1. The Somerset Collection (Troy)

2. Twelve Oaks Mall (Novi)

3. Lakeside Mall (Sterling Heights)

4. The Mall at Partridge Creek (Clinton Township)

5. The Village of Rochester Hills (Rochester Hills)

6. Great Lakes Crossing (Auburn Hills)

7. Oakland Mall (Troy)

8. Macomb Mall (Roseville)










100. Universal Mall (Warren)

1000. Summit Place/Pontiac Mall

At least Universal Mall has the el cheapo movie theater, and is ideal for picking up trashyhot singlemoms. Summit Place is a piss-stop.

It's all about Southland Mall.

1 MASH
2 The Mod Squad
3 MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE TV show
4 24
5 Archie Bunker
6 Cheers
7 Sanford and Son

Add Mike & Mike somewhere in the rankings in #181.

1 MASH
2 The Mod Squad
3 MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE TV show
4 24
5 Archie Bunker
6 Cheers
7 Sanford and Son

My dad worshipped MASH, and thus I ended up all about it too. It's shocking how much young kids hate it though.

Lions QB's Since I Was Born (1988)

1. Scott Mitchell
2. Erik Kramer
3. Charlie Batch
4. Rodney Peete
5. Stoney Case
6. Jon Kitna
7. Frank Reich
8. Joey Harrington
9. Mike McMahon
10. Ty Detmer
11. Gus Frerotte
12. Dave Kreig
13. Andre Ware
14. Jeff Garcia
15. Dan Orlovsky
16. Josh McCown
17. Rick Mirer
18. J.T. O'Sullivan
19. Matt Blundin
20. Daunte Culpepper
21. Drew Stanton
23. Drew Henson

Faith No Mo' albums:
1. King for a Day, Fool for a Lifetime
2. Angel Dust
3. The Real Thing
4. Album of the Year
5. The shit with Chuck Mosley (tied -- seriously, who likes that guy?)

Lions QB's Since I Was Born (1988)

1. Scott Mitchell
2. Erik Kramer
3. Charlie Batch
4. Rodney Peete
5. Stoney Case
6. Jon Kitna
7. Frank Reich
8. Joey Harrington
9. Mike McMahon
10. Ty Detmer
11. Gus Frerotte
12. Dave Kreig
13. Andre Ware
14. Jeff Garcia
15. Dan Orlovsky
16. Josh McCown
17. Rick Mirer
18. J.T. O'Sullivan
19. Matt Blundin
20. Daunte Culpepper
21. Drew Stanton
23. Drew Henson

Wow, nice job. Did you have to look that up?

Tahoe's List Of Lions QBs Since Wil Was Born (1988) -- Talent Wise:
1. Culpepper
2-23. Everyone else

Wow, nice job. Did you have to look that up?


I had to look up Kreig & Ware.

I knew Matt Blundin because I clearly remember his one NFL play as a Lion. He came in for Frank Reich in a game at Washington and threw a pick six on his first snap.

Never took another snap after that.

I'll never forget that, for some reason.

LDB's Favorite Sites:
#1 - WTF
#2 - Youtube
#3 - Wikipedia
#4 - Youporn

LDB's Favorite Sites:
#1 - WTF
#2 - Youtube
#3 - Wikipedia
#4 - Youporn

1) WTF
2) RotoWorld
3) SPANKWIRE (beats the shit out of YouPorn)
4) Sabr.org
5) Wiki

1) The brunette in my Business Law class
2) The brunette in my Taxation class
3) The brunette in my Political Science class
4) The other brunette in my Taxation class
5) The brunette in my Auditing class

19 credit hours, 5 different classes and I could only find 5 girls I would fuck.

Slim pickens'.

1) WTF
2) RotoWorld
3) SPANKWIRE (beats the shit out of YouPorn)
4) Sabr.org
5) Wiki

I don't need a whole lot, bro... if you get what I'm sayin'.

I also think http://www.basketball-reference.com and http://www.pro-football-reference.com are pretty groovy too.

1) The brunette in my Business Law class
2) The brunette in my Taxation class
3) The brunette in my Political Science class
4) The other brunette in my Taxation class
5) The brunette in my Auditing class

19 credit hours, 5 different classes and I could only find 5 girls I would fuck.

Slim pickens'.

So you found 5 girls with low enough self esteem that you could vomit on their face but they'd be okay with it because at least someone was paying attention to them?

So you found 5 girls with low enough self esteem that you could vomit on their face but they'd be okay with it because at least someone was paying attention to them?

Bingo.

Apparently attractive women don't want to be tax accountants, so many of my female peers lack visual sex appeal.

I do have a few more liberal arts courses though that I'll take at Oakland or Macomb CC, so the eye candy should perk up a bit next semester.

After my last gf, I decided to remain single until I get my degree. I don't have the time to allocate towards a person I don't care about right now.

Say what you want about Wil, but he's a good sport.

LDB's Rivals
1. Tahoe (friendly)
2. Gl'enn
3. Zekyl
4. Balkan
5. LDB

Top children's televison shows

1. Yo Gabba Gabba
2. Sesame Street
3. Super WHY!
4. Wow Wow Wubbzy
5. The Backyardigans

Top Five Reasons to Perform Mercy Killing on a Man:

My wife gives me a "honey do" list every weekend

My wife won't "let" me go out too often

I know she's pregnant, but we were gonna get married anyway

Any guy who, for no fucking reason, starts talking about his wife and kids

Any guy who, for no fucking reason, has been married to the same woman for more than ten years and has not fucked around.

Top "old farts" television shows:

1. Matlock
2. Matlock
3. The Weather Channel
4. Murder, She Wrote
5. :diabeetus: infomercials.
6. "24" marathons with the missus

lol. I'm not diggin Lost, but 24 was friggin cool.

Archie Bunker was good. Batman was good.

^How far into the show are you?

Top 5 Shows On Disney Channel

1) Wizards of Waverly Place

2) Suite Life of Zack & Cody

3) Cory In The House

4) Hannah Montana

5) That's So Raven

I won't lie, I'm old as hell and I've been guilty of watching Disney. Not recently (recently as in the last 5 or 6 years) though.

I won't lie, I'm old as hell and I've been guilty of watching Disney. Not recently (recently as in the last 5 or 6 years) though.

so you're "that guy"

WHY CAN'T AN OLD GUY WATCH SISTER SISTER AND SMART GUY WITHOUT BEING LOOKED AT FUNNY?

Top 5 Shows On Disney Channel

1) Wizards of Waverly Place

2) Suite Life of Zack & Cody

3) Cory In The House

4) Hannah Montana

5) That's So Raven

I want to punch those kids in the face and then have sex with the Olsen twins on top of their passed out bodies.

There was a time not too long ago where I was pretty much spending days at a time staying at home and smoking weed all day, eating shawarma and Chinese food and watching TV day and night. I'd watch anything I could in English and the only source for something that wouldn't drive me crazy (I'd rather chew broken glass than watch Grey's Anatomy) was Disney shows.

I've seen all five of those shows on that list and, even stoned, I though they all sucked. Did we have shows so blatantly dumbed down for us when we were kids? My only fun was trying to decide if the mom on the twins show was hot or not. My final conclussion was that I would definitely hit it.

Best Disney show stoned is the cartoon Phineas and Ferb.

Boy Meets World was always a good Disney show to watch, stoned or not.

It was probably better stoned though.

Even Steven's is still good to this day.

I forgot about that one. You know you jerked it to the sister

Wren? Fuck yes. Even with that retainer. I also like his borderline goth girlfriend.

Yeah, she was okay.

Speaking of Boy Meets World, I always thought Topanga was hot, even in the "fat" years.

Albums

Chronic
Led Zeppelin - Old Man album
STP - Core
Miles Davis - Kind of Blue

Albums

Chronic
Led Zeppelin - Old Man album
STP - Core
Miles Davis - Kind of Blue

But they don't have an album called Old Man!

I know, but thats what we called it back in the day. It was called 4th or something.

Tahoe's a WalMart Zeppelin fan.

1. Britney Spears "...Baby One More Time"
2. Backstreet Boys "Backstreet's Back"
3. 'N Sync "*NSYNC"
4. Hanson "Middle of Nowhere"
5. Metallica "St. Anger"

^ Ranking suckage?

You don't see me trashing Zeppelin.

But STP? Fuck them!

I like every song on Core.

Tahoe's a WalMart Zeppelin fan.

fightin words

Trippin' on a Hole in a Paper Heart is a great song though.

I also like Creep. And Interstate Love Song. And Plush. Vasoline as well. Also, Big Empty. Sour Girl and Wicked Garden are good songs too.

I hate Sex Type Thing though.

overplayed, all of them

You know, STP aren't bad. I actually like them.

Anything else Scott Weiland does sucks ass though.

They work for me when I'm working out...or not

I like Fall to pieces

overplayed, all of them

You know what else is overplayed?

YOU!

^spicy

must have hit a nerve

Pearl Jam songs that rule:
1. Rearview Mirror
2. State of Love and Trust
3. Corduroy
4. Better Man
5. Yellow Ledbetter
6. Garden
7. Animal
8. Porch

Pearl Jam songs that I'm tired of:
1. Last Kiss
2. Daughter
3. Alive
4. Jeremy

Pearl Jam songs that I'm tired of that suck ass:
1. Last Kiss
2. Daughter

Pearl Jam songs that rule:
1. Rearview Mirror
2. State of Love and Trust
3. Corduroy
4. Better Man
5. Yellow Ledbetter
6. Garden
7. Animal
8. Porch

Pearl Jam songs that I'm tired of:
1. Last Kiss
2. Daughter
3. Alive
4. Jeremy

Pearl Jam songs that I'm tired of that suck ass:
1. Last Kiss
2. Daughter

No shit. I played that song to death.

Maybe more than Stairway to Heaven...no prolly not that much

Stairway bores the hell out of me.

The Beatles were pretty much gone, iirc, Black Sabbath was around, Aerosmith, Rolling stones. It worked back then. I've prolly listened to Stairway 2 times in the last 15 years.

While on the subject of music and whatnot:

GAY
1. Poison
http://usuarios.lycos.es/hardrockbuenosaires/caratulas_cds/caratulas_cds/poison_lookwhatthecatdraggedin_front.jpg

I liked them back then, but haven't even heard a song of their in ages.

Don't worry though, Bret Michaels is trying to get you to remember who Poison is.

The Doors songs:
1. Touch Me
2. Love Her Madly
3. Cars Hiss by My Window
4. Break On Through
5. Light My Fire

Play by Play guys:
1. Mike Breen
2. Mark Jones
3. Gus Johnson
4. Brad Nessler
5. Fred McLeod (had to, lol)

I'll admit it, I'm a douche, the Doors never really did much for me.

I had some of their albums, but I wasn't waiting in line for to buy them either.

Jimbo was kind of an ass.

Fred McLeod? HOMER!

I'd take Blaha? I lmao at Rod Allen. It might be more of laughing at him then with him though.

Rod Allen would be ranked pretty high in my color commentators rankings.

CRAIG DID IT AGAIN

Color v PbP...distinction noted

Rod Allen would be ranked pretty high in my color commentators rankings.

CRAIG DID IT AGAIN

He's a baaad man.