You're in a secluded, dark alley.

Who is the last person in the world that you want to run into (assuming that this person has bad intentions)?

My first thought is Samuel L. Jackson.




(it probably would be best if your answer is someone that we would all know)

I'm going to go with this:


























http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/Exorcist.jpg

http://www.hollyscoop.com/BlogImages/72400514---michael_jackson.jpg

http://www.hollyscoop.com/BlogImages/72400514---michael_jackson.jpg

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

Dammit Glenn, warn a brother before you post something scary like that.

Actually, a dark alley is probably the only place you'd want to run into that face Glenn.

Unless you are a 14 year old boy.

http://galleries.lycos.co.uk/d/14968-2/jocyn.jpg

[smilie=thatsfoul.g:

This is far worse than the elvis thread.

http://www.marcuswinter.de/media/hasselhoff_2003-07-27.png

I picture The Hoff holding a Wendy's bag and stumbling around, I'm not skeered.

Henry Rollins.

Ooh, that's a good one.

http://www.schwartzbooks.com/mas_assets/full/13/0312320213.jpg

http://codeforfun.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/deebo.jpg

Deebo

Otherwise known as "Zeus" back when he wrestled Hulk Hogan in No Holds Barred and the WWF.

http://robbloom.com/popculture/images/Ivan%20Drago.jpg
Killed Apollo Creed AND there's no chance in hell he loses that fight to Balboa without taking a dive.

I most brekk yu.

Please, Flava Flave stole his woman. Dude's got a glass jaw.

Flavor Flav is so dark, if you in love with him you ain't got "jungle fever," bitch, you got ebola.

For Glenn:

http://www.northsidekings.net/gal/miscpics/88-01.jpg

http://www.murphsplace.com/gladiator/images/maxlarge.jpg

I will have my vengeance.

BTW, Glenn, can we do movie characters?

Speaking of which:
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/Flavor20Flav.jpg

BTW, Glenn, can we do movie characters?

Whatever you please, my man.

Nice pic Vinny. Hardee har. Everybody gets their 15 minutes they say...that guy might have only got about 7 or 8, though.

Speaking of which:
http://www.buddytv.com/articles/Image/flavor-of-love/what-are-they-up-to-now-new-york.jpg
Don't wanna run into this dude either.

Yes, I watched Flavor of Love (1 and 2), I Love New York, and Charm School. Sue me.

This is far worse than the elvis thread.

It's actually thriving and might just win "thread of the day".

:dismissed:

I picture The Hoff holding a Wendy's bag and stumbling around, I'm not skeered.

That just adds to his legacy. He and Kit would still rape you.




But to each his own. Howabout this guy:

http://www.angese.it/files/galeazzi.jpg

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/07/images/050711_runningbulls.jpg

Mo, if I met that guy I'd take his wallet.

What's he gonna do, wake up and chase me?

And Zip, I think you have the wrong thread.

Glenn, I hear that a bull is a mean bastard to run into in an alley in Spain...

No doubt about it Ron Artest

No doubt about it Ron Artest

Ron-ron is pretty scary. He'll stab you with his pointy-ass head.

I definitely wouldn't throw my beer at him in a dark alley.

A gay Mr T. (Just watched Delerious last night)

You ever see Raw? The part where he talks about the gay police cracks me up every time.

"Whoo Whoo Whoo Whoo Whooooooooo!"

Ive seen Raw a million times but hadnt seen or heard Delerious for about 15 years so I hunted it down. I always tell my gf were gonna name a kid Oomfoofoo lol

What about this group to meet in a dark alley:


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/69/210845775_3ebe4d287a.jpg?v=0

They'd freak me out... unless Randall Simon was standing next to me, of course.

Henry Rollins.
Seconded!!!

http://nyc.indymedia.org/images/2006/10/77028.jpg

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Seconded!!!

So you'd have my back then?

http://www.carnali.com/images/weblog/Assorted/carrottop.jpg

what...the...fuck

that's Carrot Top btw

He needs to work on his abs.

Mikey Tyson with a "tatt" on his other looker.

So you'd have my back then?
I'd have to, but he'd probably still destroy us. He's Henry fucking Rollins.

Anyone mentioned Lemmy yet?

Anyone mentioned Lemmy yet?

I respect a man who once said that his goal as a human being was to become so filthy that if he moved next door to you, your lawn would die.

I'd have to, but he'd probably still destroy us. He's Henry fucking Rollins.

Ok, since by having my back you would be a good friend and all, I'll do the same in return and call the ambulance for you when Henry's done. Oh AND you have to take on Carrot Top one on one.

Thanks.

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/News/9903/29/showbuzz/rupaul.jpg

^ I think that is supposed to be in the "hit it or not" thread.

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/News/9903/29/showbuzz/rupaul.jpg

Hit it, but only if the fat chicks turn me down at closing time.

Terrell Suggs. Scariest Mo'fo' alive.

Kimbo

http://www.touchgloves.com/news/kimbo_sliceimage2.jpg

Ok, since by having my back you would be a good friend and all, I'll do the same in return and call the ambulance for you when Henry's done. Oh AND you have to take on Carrot Top one on one.

Thanks.
Henry wouldn't let you make it to a phone. Carrot Top doesn't worry me as much. Yes, he's big, but he's still Carrot Top. Honestly, come on now.

Owen Wilson.

I don't want him bleeding on me.